I'm still undecided.

Daxy


Prowling over the fields, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Kill The Goblin!! And she gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you're bright blue!!!"

<<I aint a punk! >>

Yes you are.

<<I'll be there..>>

Better be!



- Heiu
> ask esuin about advancing
The guild leader says, "You too? Some other scrub just asked me that, but things are not yet prepared for the challenge that you must pass in order to advance beyond this point. Come back another time."

<<You know my signature is a subtle yet constant reminder that we haven't seen much development in 2 years!>>

No it isn't. If it was subtle then maybe it could be. But it's as subtle as ITAINTATANG's new avatar.

Point was made and taken a long time ago. ;)

-Heiu

It's not a Mod-related post, but I feel obligated to point out that there's a small chance I may go to Simucon.

For me it's a matter of if spending $300+ in expenses is worth the ability to drop by the Cleric meeting and socialize. Socialize with my fist!

What'd you expect? Let's be honest here -- the only reason I'd go to Simucon in the first place is to get my revenge. Served cold; cold like a klondike bar. Or a pint of Ben & Jerry's. Or my fist!

And now a brief Q&A session:
- "You can't be serious! Are you joking?" Teehee!
- "I've been told that you're weak and frail, like a monkey. A monkey that's past its prime." There are other ways of getting revenge. I have some chloraform that I've been meaning to put to good use, and I trust the hotels used for Simucon have bathtubs and ice dispensers.
- "That's not funny!" It is to me.
- "But, Iledemus, I thought you loved us!" I do, snugglebears. I wub aww of yew. I just wub the money I'd get from illicitly trading your organs more.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, if you think you really need your lungs -- pansies), like I mentioned above, the chances of me going are super-ultra-duper-slim, so don't go cancelling your reservations yet.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming!

I have a black belt in selling your livers,
Iledemus

I'll be there.

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Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Iledmus, you're a strange dude. Reading your posts is like watching a Family Guy and Futurama episode combined.

>But it's as subtle as ITAINTATANG's new avatar.

THING! Though TANG does sound more ghetto fabulous.

I'm glad you noticed, though. It's really not supposed to be offensive or anything, so I hope you aren't taking it as a personal jab. It's not your fault. <3

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Zang! Who is that, prowling across the tarmac! It is Luty, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous grunt, her voice cometh:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

I'd go, but I'm freaking FROZEN IN PLACE.

That and I heard the event was gonna be non-alchoholic.

-Deagol

>Which of you punks are coming to simucon this year?

>-Heiu

Easy, tiger.

I'll be there (my one and only cameo in St. Louis, so if you aren't coming to SimuCon this year, you're going to have come to VegasCon in order to watch me get drunk & make a general ass of myself).

Father Ainandil

Nickels says, "We're glad pictures not."

<<Which of you punks are coming to simucon this year?

-Heiu>>

I have never been to a Con. Don't have plans to go to this one either. SIMU gets enough of my money already and the return on investment as a cleric traditionally hasn't been very high. I will save up my money for SGM bribes.

Lagerby

>>How's the arctic hole anyway?

Just like that sounds.

-Deagol

>Myself and a few friends have decided to meet there 'during' the Con, but not attend so much as to hang around the fringe. That way we avoid the seminars and such we're not really interested in, but get to meet people. Also nice to avoid the fee for going. Makes a lot more sense for me.

>Grasi's Player

Half the fun is watching a belligerent [I can't use this word on the Prime boards] argue with GMs until he's a)shouted down b)given a beer.

You're going to miss out. If you're local, shell out the two-fifty to have coffee with Bubba and troll the Paladin Guild meeting (I'm still depressed about VegasCon -- I didn't know Steph had gone GM, sigh) or sit in the MM Guild & laugh when they complain.

Or sit in the Empath Guild meeting and get some perspective.

BTW.

Empaths are 95% chicks. Not all of 'em are married or over 31 & four months.

Yeah. And they're all going to be drunk. Do the math, gang.

Father Ainandil


Nickels says, "We're glad pictures not."

>Empaths are 95% chicks.

An even higher percentage comprises their renown scroll. I think like one guy is on it. The rest are names like "Starflutters Gigglzalot" et al. The guild is kind of Amazonian in nature... I'm usually a little surprised whenever I see a guy empath. Sissies. (Note for the overly sensitive: I love empaths, don't beat me. Thx.)

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Zang! Who is that, prowling across the tarmac! It is Luty, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous grunt, her voice cometh:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Nor Trep


~Entyycement

Vytoria and I will be there.



Euph

There's no way I could afford to go, although I'd love to sometime ... not to mention dragging Crym's player with me. We'd once planned on going to Vegascon together, but that so didn't work out.

>The guild is kind of Amazonian in nature... I'm usually a little surprised whenever I see a guy empath. Sissies. (Note for the overly sensitive: I love empaths, don't beat me. Thx.)

Hey, Dio resembles that remark. Well, he's actually a pretty tough battle empath ... I just can not figure out how he manages to swish in heavy plate.

Dio, player of

>It was a bit short, but if you're going to be planning stuff like that make sure you let us know beforehand... please? Some of us live here and only go to the hotel when there's a meeting, etc. going on.<

I'll try to give as much notice as I can. I'll know more, of course, when I see the schedule. Then Heiu and I will put our heads together and figure out when the best time might be.

Zab

<<I'll be there!>>
<<~Taffei>>

::groan::

Of course it wouldn't be SimuCon without Taffei being there. <hopes for an Olvi meet and greet>

Umatos


It's not pretty when a web server cries.
And you just keep on making unreasonable requests!
Just because I'm a web server, and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Explain that then?

<<I'll be there!>>
<<~Taffei>>

>>::groan:: Heiu

Awww He wuvs me.

~Taffei____
A Great Cleric Elder : You do, of course, realize that dying is the wrong thing to do in combat, right?
http://www.taffeisjournal.com