Do all the fliers for Grand Balls give you cold feet just thinking about them?

Do those wedding invitations in the mail have you making excuses that your horse is on fire and you can't make it because you fear the sound of a band striking up a tune?

Did the last time that sexy suave dance machine glided across the ballroom to beckon you to the dance floor send you running out of the ballroom screaming like a raving lunatic as a slick cover for your lack of dancing ability?

Well then, on 1 January 2022 at 11:30 pm EST (Saturday night), we will discreetly sneak on to Solhaven's Celebration Barge (#13432), find our way into the Grand Ballroom, and while most partiers are still sleeping off hangovers, we will work on your dance moves in a low-key environment where no one will care if you miss a few steps or fall on your arse.

If you've ever been a wallflower at an event worried about your dance moves, come and learn a few steps and prepare for all those weddings, balls, and Cooperative House events. The keg will be tapped right on the dance floor and no one will judge your in the moment or remember what happened the next day anyway.

Come practice and learn!

-Iskandr