When i ran a business, i always kept track of where the money came from.

Someone popped into shattered and gave me my short awaited fing-longer.

So now i'm gonna drop some money on the thing on the 16th. wasn't gonna, but you guys made me feel good.

thanks

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a fing-longer at a kiramon defender!
AS: +251 vs DS: +142 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +35 = +178
... and hit for 71 points of damage!
Incredible slash to the kiramon defender's neck!
Throat and vocal cords destroyed!
Zero chance of survival.
The kiramon defender clicks one last time and dies.

If the "fing-longer" is inspired by the show Futurama, I'm pretty certain it should be OHB or UAC... <sneaks in for more changes> ;)

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GameMaster Necios
Overlord of Icemule Trace
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