::Strolls purposely into the Commons, clearly struggling under the weight of the giant platter he's carrying. Carefully placing the covered platter on the bench, which he's temporarily lengthened with wooden extensions, he turns and directs the hoard of mongrel kobolds following him on where to place the dishes they're carrying until the bench is overflowing with food. He removes the cover of the platter he was carrying with a flourish to reveal a giant roast moor eagle crammed to overflowing with winterberry stuffing before encouraging everyone to dig in::

Happy eagle day everaone!

Starchitin

A severed gnomish hand crawls in on its fingertips and makes a rude gesture before quickly decaying and rotting into dust. A gust of wind quickly scatters the dust.