The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 03/31/2015 11:37 PM CDT
The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us

It was a warm and pleasant night for a meeting of the Elven House Council. But as per usual, once a year, politicians from all the Elven Houses met at a secret location to discuss plans for the next year.

It was spring time and all the elves were excited to find the weather finally warming. Everyone was excited to get out of the house for once and enjoy time outdoors. Much wine and other assorted alcoholic refreshments were served well into the night.

It was not until the morning's sun was beginning to rise that the elves decided it was best time to find food and then find one's bed. A shout was hurled from the middle of the group of elven travelers, "I want waffles!" and there were many cheers of agreement. But then another shout echoed from the back of the group, "I want pancakes!", and yet again there were many other cheers for the announcement; perhaps just as many as there were for the previous.

The shouts began to grow louder and louder, back and forth. And ires began to rise. If one was perceptive enough it could be seen that the main group was beginning to split slowly down the middle, a line forming on either side. "I WANT PANCAKES!" was yelled and then a louder yell of "I WANT WAFFLES" was thrown back even louder.

Suddenly, a spell was fired. No one exactly knows who fired first. But there was return fire. And now a war wages.

Flags have been raised on either side, and all the elven houses have now split into two equal factions.

Where once there were five glorious elven houses only two remain and two cities are beginning to be built fast:

Ta'Waffle

and

Ta'Pancake

Choose your side, for the food fight soon comes to an area near you!


~Aulis
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 03/31/2015 11:39 PM CDT
Ahh, but to dream!

Go, go Team Keebler!

Doug
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 03/31/2015 11:50 PM CDT
Ta'Moose!

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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 04/01/2015 12:37 AM CDT
I CHOOSE YOU, HOUSE TA'MUZ!



--Zythica
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 04/01/2015 01:11 AM CDT
Not since the War of Sundering that saw indecisive conflict between the houses Gif and Jif have the elves been so divided! Hearken, my brethren, and heed well my words: the only true way is a crispy exterior and a fluffy, decadent interior. May Ta'Waffle win the day!

~Teveriel's Player, Brandishing Mine Fork
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 04/01/2015 06:44 AM CDT
>>Not since the War of Sundering that saw indecisive conflict between the houses Gif and Jif have the elves been so divided! Hearken, my brethren, and heed well my words: the only true way is a crispy exterior and a fluffy, decadent interior. May Ta'Waffle win the day!

Sadly, my friends, I must disagree with both... Breakfast belongs... to the egg-battered bread. I posit a new faction based on this resounding belief: Ta'Toast.

>>I might be down, but I'm not dead. There's better days still up ahead. Even after all I've seen, there's hope in front of me.
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 04/01/2015 06:56 AM CDT
That's it. I can't do this anymore. I'm re-rolling as a Ta'Ters Halfling.

- Xorus' player



Speaking in Dark Elven, Lylia says, "The odor of candy and urine pervades the air. We must be in Icemule."

>throw shade
You cannot throw a lesser shade!
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 04/01/2015 09:51 AM CDT
>Sadly, my friends, I must disagree with both... Breakfast belongs... to the egg-battered bread. I posit a new faction based on this resounding belief: Ta'Toast.

Madness! You would betray me so?!

>That's it. I can't do this anymore. I'm re-rolling as a Ta'Ters Halfling.

What's Ta'Ters, precious?

~Teveriel's Player
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 04/01/2015 05:21 PM CDT
>>Madness! You would betray me so?!

Madness? THIS IS... a great way to incorporate some form of Elven breakfast Romeo & Juliet, duh.

>>I might be down, but I'm not dead. There's better days still up ahead. Even after all I've seen, there's hope in front of me.
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 04/01/2015 05:24 PM CDT
<<Madness? THIS IS... a great way to incorporate some form of Elven breakfast Romeo & Juliet, duh.

Ugh, it would just be another syrupy love story.

~Mazreth
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"Mother should I trust the Government?"
Melivn exclaims, "SHUN THE NON BELIEVER OF MINIS!"
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 04/01/2015 08:20 PM CDT
>Madness? THIS IS... a great way to incorporate some form of Elven breakfast Romeo & Juliet, duh.

Two elves, united in their mutual love for bacon--but will it prove to be enough? For the rivalry of Ta'Waffle and the upstart Ta'Toast is hot and buttery.

~Teveriel's Player
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 04/02/2015 05:33 PM CDT
what, no Ta'crepes?

~Rayna, cleric of Oleani and Ta'Vaalor
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Re: The Elven Houses Split and War is Upon Us 04/02/2015 09:57 PM CDT
>>what, no Ta'crepes?

They were a subset of Ta'Pancake
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