Cross-posted here from the Monks forums (cause I'm pretty sure most folks don't read the Monks forums):

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>>Im saving a slot for a monk.When can I expect to be able to roll up a monk?2015?

>>-- Landryc7


>Maybe 2525

>-- Throgg


I couldn't resist...

To the tune of Zager and Evans song: In the year 2525

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In the year 2525, if man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find...

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need that plate, won't need that blade
Everything you need to play
will be built into the monk you made

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Your new monk will be doing that for you.

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Your using the new StormFront version 2

In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
Won't be nobody else in your way
You'll be playing your monk every night and day

In the year 7510
If monk's a-coming. They ought to make it by then
Maybe they'll look around themselves and say
"Guess it's time for the Release Day"

In the year 8510
QA teams gonna shake their mighty heads
They'll either say "I'm pleased where monks have been"
Or tear them down, and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if monks are gonna be alive
They've taken everything this dev team can give
And they ain't put back nothing

Now it's been ten thousand posts, monk forums filled with writers ghosts
For what, we never knew, now monk's reign is through
But through eternal light, the twinklin of starlight
So very far away, maybe it's only yesterday

-- Robert