Time to post a new parody, since I haven't created one in a while. It's to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man".
It's nine elven on a Feastday
The nightly gamers shuffle in
There's a fat bastard across in stilettos
sitting at the desk and eatin his cheetos
He says, "Taskmaster, can you give me a bounty?"
I'm not really sure where I want to go
But it's fun and it's sweet and I do it complete
When I wear so many spells that it shows.
la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum
Sing us a song you're the loremaster
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a loresong
You'll get the words to fit perfectly alright!
Now Jaired in the Militia is a friend of mine
He gives me my whiskey for free
And he's quick with a facepalm or light you with napalm
He says, "Guys, I believe I'm gainin exp"
As a grin shows upon his face
"Well, I'm sure I could use a quarterstaff!"
As he doubles over from a belly-laugh
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Now Caden is a an evil elf
Who never has time for his self
And he's talkin' with Sheru, who is no kind of hero
and will never leave us in good health
And the sylvan is practicin healing
while the wizard is casting cyclones
Yes, they're sharing a game called GemStone
But it's better than playing WoW alone!
Sing us a song you're the loremaster
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a loresong
You'll get the words to fit perfectly alright!
It's a pretty good crowd for a Feastday
And the players all give a smile
Cause they know they want to RP
To get away from real life for a while
And the keyboard, it sounds like a carnivore
And the screen reeks of spewed beer
And they sit at the desk and hit those keys
And say, "Man, I never want to leave!"
Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum
Sing us a song you're the loremaster
sing us a song tonight
well we're all in the mood for a loresong
You'll get the words to fit perfectly alright!
-Adam
"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous
