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Parody: We Don't Need No Education (or We Don't Need No Oppression) 09/15/2010 11:50 PM CDT

To the tune of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall".

We don't need no oppression
We don't need no racial bias
No dark sarcasm in the Landing
Vaalorians leave those Tehiri alone
Hey, Vaalorians!, leave those Tehiri alone!
all in all you're just another block in the Fortress
All in all you're just another block in the Fortress

We don't need no oppression
We don't need no racial bias
No dark sarcasm in the Landing
Vaalorians leave those Tehiri alone
Hey, Vaalorians!, leave those Tehiri alone!
all in all you're just another block in the Fortress
All in all you're just another block in the Fortress

"Wrong, cast it again!"
"Wrong, cast it again!"
"If you don't cast that spell, you can't have any experience. How can you have any experience if you don't cast that spell?"
"You! Yes, you behind the Keep, stand still laddy!"

-Adam

"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous

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Re: Parody: We Don't Need No Education (or We Don't Need No Oppression) 09/16/2010 02:42 AM CDT

Best Yet! Now lets hear the Drawven spin on "Money"!

Gemmie
Mine away
You get a good node with good ore and you're okay
Gemmie
It's compressed from gas
Grab that pick with both hands and bag a stash
New cart, find a bard, orbs are your dream
Think I'll buy me a brewery

Gemmie
Well, get back
It's in my sack
Keep your hands off of my stack
Gemmie
It's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good no-tip
I'm in the high-fidelity first class travelling set
I think I need an air ship

Gemmie
It's all mine
Share it barely
You can't take a slice of my pie
Gemmie
So they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a raise
It's a surprise that they're giving orbs away

"HuHuh! I was in the right!"
"Yes, absolutely in the right!"
"I certainly was in the right!"
"You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!"
"Yeah!"
"Why does anyone do anything?"
"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"
"I was just telling him, he couldn't get into cart number 2. He was asking why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely. It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"

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Re: Parody: We Don't Need No Education (or We Don't Need No Oppression) 09/16/2010 02:43 AM CDT

Aw... Dwarven* Doh!

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