To the tune of Veruca Salt singing in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

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I want a RP fest
Invasions and actions filled with reactions
So great of a distraction

No, now!!!

I want a ball
I want a maul
Pink dresses that totally impresses
and RP to the excesses
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!

I want the Nations
with all its temptations
I want a shipment of the best implements
Its all my equipment
Give it to me
Now!

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear'em like hairsticks
And then use them to lockpick

I want a tavern with tables full of patrons
Ten thousand kegs of ale
And I'll be the only matron
While wearing a sexy veil

I want the enhancives
I want maxxed stats
Auctions and raffles that totally baffle
without any debacles
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now!

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-Adam

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"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous