A new parody completed and named "I Will Escort You" to the tune of "I Will Follow you".
I will escort you
Escort you wherever you need go
There isn't a lake too deep
A Dragonspine so high it can keep us away
I must escort you
Ever since the task assigned to me
Protecting you I always shall be
And the bandits cannot slay thee
You are my destiny
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you
And where you need go I'll escort, I'll escort, I'll escort
You'll always be an annoyance, an annoyance, an annoyance
from now until forever, forever, forever
I will escort you
Escort you wherever you need go
There isn't a lake too deep
A Dragonspine so high it can keep us away
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you
And where you need go I'll escort, I'll escort, I'll escort
You'll always be an annoyance, an annoyance, an annoyance
from now until forever, forever, forever
I will escort you
Escort you wherever you need go
There isn't a lake too deep
A Dragonspine so high it can keep us away
And where you need go I'll escort
-Adam
"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous
