A new parody to add to the mix. To the tune of Spice Girl's "Wannabe". <stares> Horrid, I know.
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna win a raffle!
If you want to win a raffle,
you better bring your silver,
Now don't go wasting my precious luck,
Get your item now and it better not suck.
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna win a raffle!
If you wanna win my raffle, you better be logged in,
Say you can handle the item if your ticket is a win,
Keep the item forever or give it to a friend,
and please don't disappear at the year's end.
What do you think about the item's stats,
Does it make you say, "I really want that!"?
The raffle won't be hasty, you'll have 48 hours,
pray to the gods that your home won't lose power.
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna win a raffle!
If you wanna win my raffle, you better be logged in,
Say you can handle the item if your ticket is a win,
Keep the item forever or give it to a friend,
and please don't disappear at the year's end.
So here's a story from dwarf to Elf, you wanna win my raffle
your name can't be Raphael,
We got Jaired in place to throws vials in your face,
we got Beatrise the ranger who dances in one place,
And as for me...we'll see!
Slam your silvers down and drop in a ticket!
Slam your silvers down and drop in a ticket!
If you wanna win my raffle, you better be logged in,
Say you can handle the item if your ticket is a win,
Keep the item forever or give it to a friend,
and please don't disappear at the year's end.
If you wanna win my raffle, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
You gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam,
Slam your silvers down and buy a ticket!
Slam your silvers down and buy a ticket!
Slam your silvers down and buy a ticket!
Slam your silvers down and win a raffle!
If you wanna win a raffle!
-Adam
"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous
