And a new parody! I know, it has been a while!

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Listen, Elfie, ain't no invasion big
ain't no invasion small, ain't no orc strong enough, Elfie
If you need us, call us, no matter where you are
No matter if Vaalor, don't worry, Elfie
Just call my name, I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry

Cause Elfie, there ain't no invasion big enough
Ain't no invasion small enough, ain't no orc strong enough
To keep me from protecting you, Elfie

Remember the day I slayed that witch
I told you, you could always count on me, Elfie
And from that day on I made a vow
I'll be there when you want me to slay, some how

Oh no elf, no wind, no rain
No cold spells can stop me Elfie
If you ever in trouble, I'll be there on the double
Just think to me, oh Elfie

My spells are stacked to max duration
I really know how to pay attention
If you ever need a casting hand
I'll be there on the double just as fast as I can

Don't you know that there ain't no invasion big enough
Ain't no invasion small enough, ain't no orc strong enough
To keep me from saving you, Elfie

Don't you know that there ain't no invasion big enough
Ain't no invasion small enough, ain't no orc strong enough
Ain't no invasion big enough, ain't no invasion small enough

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-Adam

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"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous

You should write a parody about Alisaire and title it, "I'm Bad."

I could see her moonwalking to it, with the rhinestone glove even.

~Galenok

>> I've always seen her more of a Master of Puppets song type of person. - Overlord EK

Can't say I know the song. Also, I don't know her very well. Only in passing and short conversations. She sort of grew up on the wrong side of the tracks for me to socialize with, for the most part...

It's possible she just doesn't dance well. So, what's this Master of Puppets song?

~Galenok

I could see how you'd think that was appropriate. Can't say I am a fan of the song, though. I'm sure these parodies will continue though. They're pretty good!

~Galenok

"Whats it all about, Elfie?" needs to be about not being able to understand a single word spoken by a group of characters speaking Elven.

Hugs,

~Jay

"Seriously, when I see "Uninvited" cartoon hearts flutter around my head."