I have WAY too much time on my hands...but here it is anyway...
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, huh huh
And all the Elves say I'm pretty Elven for a Halfling
random Elf speak inserted here
You know its kinda hard for races to get along today
Our Halfling isn't Elven, but he thinks it anyway
He may not have a clue, and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, he makes up with his smile
So don't hate, go on that date
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the house, to be your spouse
For he knows a way, for he knows a way
So if you don't shake, and instead fake
At least you know you can always talk to Myasara
The world needs halflings
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
And all the Elves say I'm pretty Elven for a Halfling
He needs some cool clothes, not just any will replace
But they didn't have velvet so he bought white lace
Now walking to the portal, he sees Elves as he passes
But if he looks twice, they're going to break his tinted glasses
So don't hate, go on that date
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the house, to be your spouse
For he knows a way, for he knows a way
So if you don't shake, and instead fake
At least you know you can always talk to Myasara
The world needs Halflings
Hey, hey, do that fashionista thing!
Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah he's getting ink done
He asked for a rune, but they drew a broom
Friends say he's trying to hard and he's not quite ripped
But in his own mind he's the, he's the best stripped
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh
And all the Elves say I'm pretty Elven for a Halfling
random Elf speak inserted here
So don't hate, go on that date
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the house, to be your spouse
For he knows a way, for he knows a way
So if you don't shake, and instead fake
At least you know you can always talk to Myasara
The world needs Halflings
The worlds loves Halflings
Let's go get some more fashionistas
Hey, hey, do that brand new Halfling!
-Adam
"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous
