And another one, written specifically for/about a character... To the tune of "Bad Romance" by Lady GaGa (his player's choice of song, not mine!).
Jaired is bad at romance
Jaired is bad at romance
Lah, lah, la la la
Noona, Noona
Ga,Ga boo la la
Jaired's horrible romance
I want your opression, I want your facepalms
I want your fire vials, long as it's napalm!
I want your hate, hate, hate
I want your hate
I want your hatred, all for Vaalor
I want your Elven, mired with calor
I want your hate, hate, hate, hate
I want your hate
(hate, hate, hate I want your hate)
You know that I hate you
And you know, I will beat you
Cause I'm bad, bad at romance
I want your hate and I want your revenge
I already wrote a book of bad romance
I want your hate and I want your revenge
Please read my bad book of romance
Jaired is bad at romance
Jaired is bad at romance
Lah, lah, la la la
Noona, Noona
Ga,Ga boo la la
Jaired's horrible romance
I want your horror, I want your oppression
With us Tehiri, its such a long session
I want your hate, hate, hate, hate
I want your hate
I want your psycho, your knife to stick
Want you in my bar, drinkin till you're sick
I want your hate, hate, hate, hate
I want your hate
(hate, hate, hate, I want your hate)
You know I drink whiskey
And tend to get frisky
(cause I like that free wench, Tehiri)
I'm so bad, bad at romance
I want your hate and I want your revenge
I already wrote a book of bad romance
I want your hate and I want your revenge
Please read my bad book of romance
Jaired is bad at romance
Jaired is bad at romance
Lah, lah, la la la
Noona, Noona
Ga,Ga boo la la
Jaired's horrible romance
stab, stab it faster
Kill, kill the frigin' caster
Stab, stab it faster
Don't scroll, scroll the master
I want your hate and I want your revenge
I already wrote a book of bad romance
I want your hate and I want your revenge
Please read my bad book of romance
Jaired don't want to be friends
(He's so bad bad at romance)
Jaired don't want to be friends
(He's so bad bad at romance)
(Wrote about a bad bad romance)
Jaired don't want to be friends
(He's so bad bad at romance)
Jaired don't want to be friends
(He's so bad bad at romance)
(Wrote about a bad romance)
Jaired's so bad at romance
So bad bad at romance
Wrote about bad romance
So bad bad at romance
So bad bad at romance
Wrote about bad romance
Lah, lah, la la la
Noona, Noona
Ga,Ga boo la la
Jaired's horrible romance
-Adam
"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous
