Bored and couldn't sleep last night. So I wrote a GS-themed parody to the tune of Grease's "Summer Nights".
GemStone lovin' she can type fast
GemStone lovin' at long last
Met a sylvan crazy for me
Met an Elf cute as can be
GemStone days huntin away, to uh-oh those Elanthian nights
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
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Did you go to the inn?
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Does he have a twin?
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
needed defense, she cast me a spell
had a bounty, he gave me his shell
I saved her body, she nearly departed
He gave me a map, areas thought uncharted
GemStone text, not so perplexed, but uh-oh those Elanthian nights
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
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Was he a knight?
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Did she still have her sprite?
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh
Showed her my big two-handed blade
Showed him my pants made of suede
We made out on the Vaalor ferry
That lake monster was so scary!
GemStone text, wonder what's next, but uh-oh those GemStone nights
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
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Did you kill that big stag?
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I'm not gonna gag
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH
He friended me warm, then took my hand
She got friendly, her legs were so grand
He was sweet, not at all mean
She was good, like a queen
Woah!
GemStone heat, sylph and elf meet, but uh-oh those Elanthian nights
w00t, w00t, w00t
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How much silver did he spend?
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How good can she bend?
The server crashed, almost the end
Then I told her, I was to ascend
She looked at me, with a puzzled "how?"
I told her Kai would allow.
GemStone dreams all full of themes
bu-ut oh, those Gem-Stone nights....
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-Adam
"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous
