fun with thieves outside Spitfire 04/17/2011 06:00 PM CDT
H>
Klepta just arrived.
H>sweep kle
You come out of hiding.
[Roll result: 261 (open d100: 65) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>pull kle
...wait 2 seconds.
R>pull kle
>sweep kle
You pull Klepta to her feet.
>
[Roll result: 210 (open d100: 14) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>pull kle
...wait 2 seconds.
R>pull kle
...wait 1 seconds.
R>pull kle
You pull Klepta to her feet.
>sweep kle
[Roll result: 241 (open d100: 45) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.

A spike on your elven plate armor jabs into Klepta!
... 15 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures calf!
She is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>pull kle
...wait 2 seconds.
R>pull kle
...wait 1 seconds.
R>pull kle
You pull Klepta to her feet, but she can't stand on her own and falls over!
>pull kle
You pull Klepta to her feet, but she can't stand on her own and falls over!
>sweep kle
Klepta is already prone, just what are you trying to prove?
>pull kle
You pull Klepta to her feet.
>
Klepta darkly says, "Oh goodie, now I can accuse you of assault."
>sweep kle
[Roll result: 265 (open d100: 69) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Marshal Cyrroc just arrived.
R>pull kle
...wait 1 seconds.
R>pull kle
...wait 1 seconds.
R>pull kle
...wait 1 seconds.
>pull kle
You pull Klepta to her feet.
>sweep kle
[Roll result: 231 (open d100: 35) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>'dont care
You say, "Dont care."
R>pull kle
...wait 2 seconds.
R>pull kle
>pull kle
...wait 1 seconds.
R>
...wait 1 seconds.
R>pull kle
...wait 1 seconds.
R>pull kle
...wait 1 seconds.
R>pull kle
You pull Klepta to her feet.
>sweep kle
[Roll result: 113 (open d100: -83) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Lady Sevum just arrived.
R>
Cyrroc just closed a deep black wolf skin longcoat.
R>
Klepta darkly says, "Neither do I."
R>pull kle
You pull Klepta to her feet.
>pull kle
>pull kle
You pull Klepta closer to you.
>pull kle
You pull Klepta closer to you.
>
You pull Klepta closer to you.
>weep kle
Please rephrase that command.
>sweep kle
You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.
[Roll result: 360 (open d100: 164) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Lady Sevum just went east.
R>pull kle
You pull Klepta to her feet.
>sweep kle
[Roll result: 234 (open d100: 38) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.

A spike on your elven plate armor jabs into Klepta!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the left leg.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
Great Lord Nazca's group just arrived.
R>
Great Lord Nazca's group just went north.
R>pull kle
Marshal Cyrroc just went north.
>
You pull Klepta to her feet.
>sweep kle
You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.
[Roll result: 211 (open d100: 15) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>pull kle
You pull Klepta to her feet.
>sweep kle
You are beginning to feel a little fatigued.
[Roll result: 343 (open d100: 147) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>pull kle
...wait 3 seconds.
R>'you arent moving
You say, "You arent moving."
R>pull kle
You pull Klepta to her feet.
>
Klepta darkly says, "Now its assault with a deadly weapon."
>sweep kle
You hear a loud POP come from your muscles!
[Roll result: 180 (open d100: -16) Penalties: 25]
You crouch, sweep a leg at Klepta and connect!
Klepta falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
[ POPed muscles: +0:10:30, 0:10:30 remaining. ]
>snicker
You snicker.
>
Klepta darkly says, "Oops."
>'oh noes!
You exclaim, "Oh noes!"
>
Sunstar just left.
>
Ronen just left.
>l
[Wehnimer's, Locksmehr Way]
The faint, tangy scent of the bay mingles with the lighter smells of the river, which runs just to the northeast. The wide road leads along the riverbank through the warehouse and wharf district, where the sounds of longshoremen loading and unloading freetraders drift over from a wooden walkway to the east. You also see a mountain wolf, a dust covered wagon, a raffle table with some stuff on it, a colorful modwir wagon and an amethyst spidersilk tent.
Also here: Klepta who is lying down, Sabreo
Obvious paths: north, east, south
>l kle
You see Klepta Sneakyones.
She appears to be an Elf.
She appears to be very young. She has green eyes and tanned skin. She has very long, amber hair.
She has a fractured and bleeding left leg.
She is bleeding from the left leg.
She is wearing a fruit-stained tunic, and a pair of fruit-stained trousers.
>
Klepta darkly says, "Have a nice time in jai."
>
Boatswain Chanari just arrived.
>
Boatswain Chanari just went south.
>'i will
You say, "I will."
>l
[Wehnimer's, Locksmehr Way]
The faint, tangy scent of the bay mingles with the lighter smells of the river, which runs just to the northeast. The wide road leads along the riverbank through the warehouse and wharf district, where the sounds of longshoremen loading and unloading freetraders drift over from a wooden walkway to the east. You also see a mountain wolf, a dust covered wagon, a raffle table with some stuff on it, a colorful modwir wagon and an amethyst spidersilk tent.
Also here: Klepta who is lying down, Sabreo
Obvious paths: north, east, south
>
Arkios just arrived.
>
Arkios just went south.
>hid
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
Klepta stands up.
HR>amb kle head
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a closed fist at Klepta!
AS: +88 vs DS: +18 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +66 = +161
... and hit for 46 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

* Klepta drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 4 sec.
R>smirk
Arkios just arrived.
>
You smirk.
>hid
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>

Klepta's body decays into compost.
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Re: fun with thieves outside Spitfire 04/17/2011 06:54 PM CDT
If they're going to accuse, no sense not putting them in the ground.
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Re: fun with thieves outside Spitfire 04/18/2011 06:59 PM CDT
Try that with me sometime, and watch as I vaporize you.


"So, what does that green line on the graph represent?"

"Oh, that's the projection of a hypothetical offspring from a union between Sauron and Cruella de Ville; we use that as a baseline for determining character alignment."
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Re: fun with thieves outside Spitfire 04/19/2011 09:18 PM CDT
Klepta darkly says, "Have a nice time in jai."

You say, "I will."



I'm calling yer bluff! How could anyone steal on the Spitfire when the "pirates" hide behind sanctuaries on the entire boat!? It's obvious those li'l fellers have a Napoleon complex and the whole pirate thing is a complete fiction.

Murp
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Re: fun with thieves outside Spitfire 04/23/2011 04:58 PM CDT
I would have just done this, and gotten the last laugh, Mwuahahaha!


>dem cold

~Jukes, The Crimson Selshis
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Re: fun with thieves outside Spitfire 04/24/2011 04:25 PM CDT
* Your poI would have just done this, and gotten the last laugh, Mwuahahaha!


>dem cold

~Jukes, The Crimson Selshisst here *



Hiding behind OOC verbs is kind of cowardly. I'm typing GROUP CLOSED now so that you can't reply by dragging me outside of town and killing me.

Murp
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Re: fun with thieves outside Spitfire 04/30/2011 02:47 AM CDT
I'd stop doing that, if you stopped stealing my women from me!

Typical thief! ;)

~Jukes, The Crimson Selshis
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