In response to the question "Do you ever put on the Wacken leather, grab a broadsword and terrorize the nearest village?" - one bardesss provides the answer on YouTube, starting at 4:05 of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slI3AGAiF78




If you're a NightWish fan, you might want to watch the whole thing.



(Reminds me of Berr saying "real warriors use two-handers")





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