How many war mages does it take to change a light bulb?
- Three. One to change the light bulb. One to accidentally destroy it with CL, and a third to drag their corpses, and change the lightbulb again.
- alternatively: Two. One to change the bulb, one to post about how changing light bulbs proves WMs should learn evasion secondary.

So a warmage goes into a bar and starts drinking pretty heavily, and finally strikes up a conversation with the bartender. After the usual complaints about the job, and the wife, finally the bartender asks, "So what's really bothering you, my friend?" The warmage pauses for a minute, before replying, "EVASION SHOULD BE SECONDARY FOR WAR MAGES BECAUSE WE'RE A COMBAT GUILD TOO."

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