NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 01:44 AM CDT
rum cloak
You rummage through a black velvet cloak painted with a picture of a sad-eyed clown smelling a daisy and see a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, an unadorned vellum card framed by a narrow black border, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, an unadorned vellum card framed by a narrow black border, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, an unadorned vellum card framed by a narrow black border, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, an unadorned vellum card framed by a narrow black border, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, an unadorned vellum card framed by a narrow black border, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a large card with a painted monkey on it, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, an unadorned vellum card framed by a narrow black border, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a large card with a painted monkey on it, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a fan-tailed goldfish in a glass bowl, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a parchment card embossed with a painted daisy wreath, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a fan-tailed goldfish in a glass bowl, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, an unadorned vellum card framed by a narrow black border, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy, a large card with a painted monkey on it, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, an unadorned vellum card framed by a narrow black border, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a large card with a painted monkey on it, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a large card with a painted monkey on it, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a large card with a painted monkey on it, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a large card with a painted monkey on it, an unadorned vellum card framed by a narrow black border, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a painted white card embossed with a colorful umbrella, a platinum bracelet, a coral stud, a coral stud, a coral stud, a rat skull, some dirt, some dirt, some dirt, some dirt, some dirt, some dirt, a platinum ring, a grandmaster's iron lockpick, a small black pearl, a razor and a razor.
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 01:44 AM CDT
As hilarious as this is, yes.



Rev. Reene

Szrael says, "I may deliberately do pretty awful things to my body, but you moon mages let terrible things happen right inside your own skulls."
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 02:50 AM CDT
what i'm talking about was a barb who was getting in agonar's face. name of onnyx. and someone spammed sending him like a hundred cards. and when read, they were signed by... Zanndor.


It's a number, it gets bigger. That's the whole DR experience right there
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 02:55 AM CDT
Well obviously i know your not that smart but my forum name is also my game name
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 04:14 AM CDT
obviously he was sending cards to more than one person. ask vinjince if you don't believe me. he was there and saw it.


It's a number, it gets bigger. That's the whole DR experience right there
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 04:25 AM CDT
does anyone know what gonif is talking about



Rev. Reene

Szrael says, "I may deliberately do pretty awful things to my body, but you moon mages let terrible things happen right inside your own skulls."
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 04:51 AM CDT
But dude, totally, like... barbarian?
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 06:47 AM CDT
>>i know your not that smart

here is another psyduck moment

~Arwinia

The Empath spellbook is a riddle trapped in an enigma hidden inside a lot of suck.-Armifer
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 07:21 AM CDT
because this isn't conflicts folder i'm not going to respond in kind. I will just give a synopsis of the event.

It was a continuation of events happening in the Barbarian Guild, between Agonar <crossing barbarian guildleader> and Mo <riverhavenguildleader> , where Mo would like to have the guildleaders go out and start fighting Lyras alongside everyone, rather than waiting for the fight to come to him, while Agonar feels the guildleaders should continue to train the adventuring public to go out and do the fighting. Anyway, a group of barbarians and a few others congregate in the Crossing guild, and Onnyx starts smart-mouthing at Agonar. He runs out of the guild and Agonar decapitates him. He continues coming back for more, he's sort of a dense tog, but makes remarks about Agonar that really don't have a place in the game. At least a PG-13 rated game. Then someone <who we find out is Zanndor, later, by reading the cards> decides to cover onnyx in cards, and he gets about 100 of them in the space of a minute or so. There. Happy? So when the poster mentions all the cards, one situation gets compared to the other. Even though they obviously happened to two different people on the same night within like 20 minutes of each other.


It's a number, it gets bigger. That's the whole DR experience right there
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 08:37 AM CDT
>>does anyone know what gonif is talking about

Does anyone ever know what Gonif is talking about?




Cute verbs and speaking from hiding are excellent ways to catch a lightning bolt in the face regardless of mystical ninja abilities.

-Armifer
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 08:39 AM CDT
Didn't that discussion between Mo and Agonar happen like a week ago?




Cute verbs and speaking from hiding are excellent ways to catch a lightning bolt in the face regardless of mystical ninja abilities.

-Armifer
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! :THREAD OVER:: 06/19/2009 08:51 AM CDT

This one's over.


Annwyl
Senior Board Monitor

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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/19/2009 09:42 PM CDT
>>The meeting with agonar was a while back, several days, the greeting card thing in question was last night... Conclusion? Gonifs are crazy.

No. Several folks were speaking with Agonar last night as well.





Vinjince
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 12:22 AM CDT
" Conclusion?"
The second something happens that a person doesnt like they want mommy and daddy(gms) to step in and change it to their liking


Thanks,
Kleis
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 12:24 AM CDT
>> The second something happens that a person doesnt like they want mommy and daddy(gms) to step in and change it to their liking

This has the potential to corrupt someone's character, not to mention being very clear and obvious mechanics abuse for other reasons. And there is no way to avoid it.

This really isn't just a matter of whining for no good reason, it's broken.



Rev. Reene

Szrael says, "I may deliberately do pretty awful things to my body, but you moon mages let terrible things happen right inside your own skulls."
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 02:34 AM CDT
Supposedly, Firekast once sent a card to Tachid, who responded by launching a full scale invasion of Riverhaven, killing the card sender in seconds.

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"All models are wrong, some are useful." -George C. Box
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 02:38 AM CDT
God I'm gonna miss Tachid.



Rev. Reene

Szrael says, "I may deliberately do pretty awful things to my body, but you moon mages let terrible things happen right inside your own skulls."
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 05:44 AM CDT
Actually it wasn't 100 cards I sent to Onnyx, I also didn't know he was with Agonar or Mo until he came and informed us of that fact, as I was in the Clerics Guild at the time. Thank you Gonif and Reene for enlightening the viewing public with your always witty rhetoric.

Zanndor
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 05:58 AM CDT
because making someone's item count spike to over 700 is really just good clean fun



Rev. Reene

Szrael says to you, "He's quite a friend. I've never seen anyone remove their pants with such alacrity."
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 03:17 PM CDT
>> because making someone's item count spike to over 700 is really just good clean fun

I'm confused. I don't know much about greeting card mechanics. How do the cards go from your hand to your backpack over 500 times?



Words are things, and a small drop of ink, falling like dew upon a thought, produces that which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think.

- Lord Byron
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 03:20 PM CDT
When your hands are full the cards go into an open container.

It would be fine if the cards were just dropped on the ground and a short timer was added to sending them.



Rev. Reene

Szrael says to you, "He's quite a friend. I've never seen anyone remove their pants with such alacrity."
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 03:36 PM CDT
>> When your hands are full the cards go into an open container.

Oh jeeze. That is a bit insane. I imagine anyone causing a character to go to the void because of the item limit would get a warning and be talking to a gm very shortly.





Words are things, and a small drop of ink, falling like dew upon a thought, produces that which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think.

- Lord Byron
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 03:36 PM CDT
There should be a form of acceptance when receiving cards.

- Simon
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/20/2009 09:38 PM CDT
>>When your hands are full the cards go into an open container

Cards were changed to always go in a container instead of your hands, if you're naked they'll go on the ground

~Arwinia

The Empath spellbook is a riddle trapped in an enigma hidden inside a lot of suck.-Armifer
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Re: NERF GREETING CARDS!! 06/25/2009 11:09 AM CDT
Simple answer: some folks find something new to them in the game and spend their first time using it doing it all wrong. Then after an initial prebubescent tear with the new toy, get it out of their system. You should be fine going forward.

:oP Ragran
Retired Idon Raider
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