I should really sleep once in a while, because I can't stop laughing. In fact, I can't breathe. Anyone have logs of that birthing incident?

>and the other being a "still-born" prydaen baby DOLL.

~ Mehathi Malk'Irhhnth

La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid ...

Proud supporter of the Southern Tenant Farmer's Union

Sorry, don't have the dramatic still-born first baby

Pawgetz says, "nooo"
Pawgetz says, "it hurts"
Pawgetz begins an eerie, warbling wail of despair.
Vinisi falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Pawgetz doubles over, clutching her belly and moaning.
Pawgetz makes a grunting noise.
Lowkee works carefully at tending his wounded right hand.
Pawgetz says, "ahhhhhhh"
Vinisi leaps to her feet!
Pawgetz makes a grunting noise.
Pawgetz doubles over, clutching her belly and moaning.
Eljer praises Pawgetz.
Purrvora says, "here it comes"
Pawgetz says, "not fast enough"
Pawgetz makes a grunting noise.
Pawgetz doubles over, clutching her belly and moaning.
Pawgetz pants.
Suik came through the Auction Bourse.
Suik casually observes the area.
Eljer says, "short breaths"
Purrvora says, "alright now the shoulders"
Lowkee sets about picking the steel crate...
You hear a soft click from the crate.
Pawgetz makes a grunting noise.
Lowkee puts his lockpick in his small amulet.
Crachim smiles.
Eljer says, "push love"
Lowkee opens his steel crate.
Crachim went through the Auction Bourse.
Lowkee picks up some copper coins.
Eljer says, "almost there"
Purrvora says, "ahh"
Purrvora says, "another little little girl"
Zehek comes out of hiding.
Zehek's eyes roll back in his head as his knees buckle causing him to collapse in a heap to the ground.
Eljer lets out a hearty cheer for Pawgetz!
Purrvora says, "Eljer, your youngest"
Purrvora trills softly at Llyssia.
(Llyssia slowly begins to turn blue.)
You see Novice Llyssia, a Prydaen Cleric.
She has pointed ears and cat-slitted crystal blue eyes. Her blue-black mane is long and wavy, and is worn tied back. She has blue-grey fur with a silver belly with silver marbling and a slender tail.
She is young for a Prydaen.
She is in good shape.

She is wearing nothing special.

Pawgetz says, "am i done now"
Purrvora says, "yes sweetie your done"
Eljer offers Pawgetz a sleeping Prydaen baby doll wrapped in rose felt blankets.
Purrvora says, "Eljer, you going to hog them both "
(Llyssia coughs repeatedly, and slowly begins to regain normal color.)
Eljer smiles at Llyssia.
Pawgetz says, "mother whats wrong with the other one"
Purrvora rests her hand on Llyssia's arm with a soft smile.
Purrvora says, "well dearest, she is just alot smaller than your first"
Purrvora says, "let me see her Eljer"
(Llyssia lies there limply.)
Purrvora rubs Llyssia gently, massaging her muscles.
Your mind hears Vinisi thinking, "someone get an empath, there is a prydaen in the bank that needs to be euthanized"
Pawgetz says, "mother do something"
Eljer smiles as he gently hands Llyssia to Purrvora
Llyssia shivers.
Purrvora says, "hold on, let me grab that fur pelted cloak for the little one"
(Llyssia instincltively curls up to Purrvora's warmth, nuzzling about hungrily.)
Purrvora says, "Eljer, you do not let any out of your sight"
Purrvora stands up.
Pawgetz's eyelids droop slightly as she utters a low, affectionate trill at Llyssia.
Izude carefully makes another fold in his paper.
Eljer moves over to guard Llyssia.
Purrvora says, "smile lly"
Purrvora gives Llyssia a smooch.
Maries says, "wow, look at that....it was born a cleric"
(Llyssia big blue eyes widen as she slowly surveys her surroundings.)
Lowkee sets about picking the ironwood skippet...
Purrvora says, "the gods picked"
Llyssia angles her ears forward in curiosity
Maries appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Pawgetz's eyes roll back in her head and she goes completely limp!
Llyssia sneezes.
Eljer grabs Pawgetz by the shoulders and shakes her!
Chaperone Purrvora came through some massive doors.
Purrvora gets a cloak of soft silvery fur clasped with a polished tooth from inside her black haversack
Purrvora says, "Eljer "
Purrvora says, "give this around your baby
Eljer offers Llyssia a cloak of soft silvery fur clasped with a polished tooth.
Llyssia accepts Eljer's fur cloak
Llyssia drapes a cloak of soft silvery fur clasped with a polished tooth around her shoulders.
Purrvora rubs Llyssia gently, massaging her muscles.
Purrvora's eyelids droop slightly as she utters a low, affectionate trill at Llyssia.
Llyssia smiles weakly, as she feels fur enshroud her granting its warmth.
Llyssia trills, her ears relaxing minutely back against her head.
Purrvora asks, "Eljer did you see your wife had passed out?"
Purrvora says, "here let me help you sweetie"
Pawgetz says, "i dont wanna do that again kk"
Purrvora says, "sweetie in a couple days you will forget trust me"
Lowkee asks, "forget about giving birth?"
Lowkee asks, "haha how?"
(Llyssia coo's, big blue eyes peeking out from beneath silvered lashes.)
You hear someone giggle.
Pawgetz says, "thats what i say"
Purrvora says, "she will, we all do, or our races would all die out"
(Lowkee acts confused)
Pawgetz says, "love, can i hold our other daughter"
You say, "I was born from a solid foam of water, birthed upon the sea fully grown and naked, my hair swathed about me as a robe."
Purrvora says, "it would explain alot i see"
Purrvora smiles at you.
You hear the voice of Maries ask, "how many did you pop out?"
Pawgetz hugs Llyssia, who wraps her arms around Pawgetz with a warm smile.
Pawgetz says, "i had 2"
Pawgetz says, "two beautiful babies"
Ilander exclaims, "Don't worry! Nurse is here!"
Ilander asks, "Where's the kittenchute?"
Purrvora asks, "excuse me?"
(Llyssia snuggles up to her mama, drifting off to sleep.)
Ilander says, "I'm here to deliver the kitties."
Pawgetz's eyelids droop slightly as she utters a low, affectionate trill at Llyssia.
Pawgetz trills softly at Llyssia.
You say, "You're late, alas.
Purrvora says, "and in the wrong place"
Ilander asks, "Huh?"
You hear the voice of Maries ask, "does 2 qualify as a litter?"
Purrvora says, "there were no kittens born here"
You hear the voice of Maries ask, "are you sure you don't have more in there?"
Ilander says, "What do you mean? I heard there were kittens being delivered right here."
Purrvora says, "if you will excuse us, Paw stand dear"
Ilander asks, "What are their names?"
Chaperone Purrvora's group came through some massive doors.
Eljer stands up.
Ilander ponders.
Purrvora holds hands with Llyssia.
Eljer joins Purrvora's group.


~Arwinia

Your mind hears Netherlich thinking "Actually i was asking to buy....movin up to 50Pk for Limb Disruption and 40 for Blackfire."

<< Ilander exclaims, "Don't worry! Nurse is here!"
Ilander asks, "Where's the kittenchute?" >>

Ilander FTW. HAHAHAHHA.

>>Ilander FTW. HAHAHAHHA.

And you can't have him, he's mine. =D

~Arwinia

Your mind hears Netherlich thinking "Actually i was asking to buy....movin up to 50Pk for Limb Disruption and 40 for Blackfire."

Families in this game suck.

- Simon

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/geek+gaming/-/pv_design_details/pg_14/id_14016668/opt_/fpt_/c_360/

Qi gweths/RP in general tends to be a horrendous pit of huggly, smoochy, borderline OOC crap anyway. It's just more concentrated on Ratha since the Aesry stairs tend to keep a lot of people off that island.

Sadly, Aesry is within gweth range of Ratha.


Syralon
Cleric of Ushnish
"If I ever interact with Syralon again, I'm going to have the Jaws tune in my head."
Kyodan whispers, " Um that is in charactor. You can stay in charactor and talk about stats."

>>And here people thought Drex was bad for giving birth at home.. I shoulda done it at the Quad! Meh.

As long as play-by-play announcements and color commentary weren't given on the gweths, I can't see how roleplaying a birth in a private residence (where, you know, it should happen, if not at a hospital) would be something to complain about.


Syralon
Cleric of Ushnish
"If I ever interact with Syralon again, I'm going to have the Jaws tune in my head."
Kyodan whispers, " Um that is in charactor. You can stay in charactor and talk about stats."

I don't remember who now. The point is this whole thing puts it all into perspective really. We try very hard to not be terribly annoying with the whole child thing but there are still some that get irritated by it, ah well. This is one of the reasons we decided not to have a girl too and just stick with one, didn't want to overdo it or turn it into major drama.

>> * Pawgetz was just struck down!
* Pawgetz was just struck down!
* Pawgetz was just struck down!
* Pawgetz was just struck down!

Not less than four times in 20 minutes. Dying of shame, maybe?

X

<<There's a minumum of this around Boar Clan...

There's a minumum of players also. I've had death scars since I've been there.


Sylvado

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. M.T.

Empaths are badly badly needed in P-5. So are clerics.


-Serc


"Moon Mages have already been given some of the most ridiculously powerful magic in the game, third only to Warrior Mages and Barbarians" -Armifer

Pawgetz ooc gweth remarks have been an ongoing annoyance to me. I know I've reported that character a few time after having to listen to her idiotic ooc thoughts. Not surprised with the whole birth thing either, the kittenchute remark was hilarous!

Jim

"Bush told the truth. Hell froze."

- William Gibson

"Help! Trapped in a text adventure!"

- Marc Laidlaw

Aha! So you were under the influence when I saw you?



~Dulcinia

---

Kadru exclaims, "Nimmi has crazy eyes!"

Haha. Dulci thinks men can reach maturity... --Rayje

I dunno just seems like every woman just hisses when your name is mentioned... --Anonymous

Hm. That brings a whole new meaning to le fee vert ...

Anyway, people on Ratha are still dumb. Die, die, die. I hate you all!

~ Mehathi Malk'Irhhnth

La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid ...

Proud supporter of the Southern Tenant Farmer's Union

You have been infected, I see. :-(

>Awww, you just need some ::snugglesmoochiegiggulzgougemyeyesoutwithaspoonandnotinthecoolgnarpethianwaybutinacompletelydifferentbutstilltotallyinsaneway::

~ Mehathi Malk'Irhhnth

La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid ...

Proud supporter of the Southern Tenant Farmer's Union

You people are upset over this?
I can understand some of it, but, IMHO, if it can be done through the mouth, it should have a mental equivalent. Its just much easily to, as I often do, laugh or chuckle then it is to *mental laughter* or *mental amusement*
I do agree, when people start adding things more then that it seems a bit...unrealistic and hard to figure why they would put it in there *kicks person in the shins**glares angrily* those are just not something I can imagine over the gweths

Myself, I find it much more insulting, and the reason I avoid Crossing, to have one or more people advertising sales over the gweth. Ive killed people for standing in front of the Crossing Bank for it, and personally, if more people warned and then killed people for this Id love to give them medals for saving the sanity of gwethwearers everywhere.

uh...huh...


~Arwinia

Your mind hears Netherlich thinking "Actually i was asking to buy....movin up to 50Pk for Limb Disruption and 40 for Blackfire."