A Small Notice in the Local Dogtrainer 03/10/2013 03:46 AM CDT
A small notice in the rear of the local news broadsheet states the following:

To all who shall read this, GREETING:

Inquire of FATHER GROMNIR IL-KHAN, dwarf currently of ZOLVREN, if one meets the following requirements:

Item the First: MAN. KALDAR. Other races shall be allowed application, however you shall be Prejudiced 'gainst!
Item the Second: You must not be of obscene Age and should be considered Young & Vigorous.
Item the Third: You must be INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY.
Item the Fourth: Knowledge of Business ACVMEN desired!
Item the Fifth: Puissant!

If you fulfill some or all of the preceding requirements, INQVIRE at your leisure for an INTERVIEW to become CANDIDATE for the HAND, in HOLY MATRIMONY, of a COMELY, KALDARAN GIRL. She is of XIX years of age. You may be interested to know that her NECK is very PALE & she is Clever. She has child-bearing hips, and will bear you many sons & heirs!



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Re: A Small Notice in the Local Dogtrainer 03/10/2013 04:13 AM CDT
Right now, I very much wish for a Like button. Hilarious.
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Re: A Small Notice in the Local Dogtrainer 03/10/2013 10:06 AM CDT
>>Right now, I very much wish for a Like button. Hilarious.

My thoughts exactly.

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