Looking for a 'War' mage with the fire cantrip to abuse and use to light my cigars. I have no gender or race preference but any gnomes that reply are in for a severe beating. You must have plenty of favors and live by the adage "Silence is a virtue" or be able to lick your skinning knife a few times. Though not required, you should have good strength and stamina to carry my boxes and to survive any bleeders I might give you to train my first aid. Thank you.



*Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.*