I'm bored someone start conflicting right now dang it!

Ya, where did Dark go?

Falker

Humorous Dulcinia. Reminds me of "So I Married an Ax Murderer".

Delver

The voice said "I am your shadow and I'll follow you wherever you go." I fear for my life. The Dark hides shadows. Voices come from the Dark. The shadow is following me. I fear for my life. The the Dark is following me since it hides shadows and voices come from the Dark. The Dark is sinister and evil because it is Dark. I fear for my life.

That leaves a disquieting picture in my mind.

Delver

>Ragran inhales vigorously and Dulcinia popcorn is gross so... ha!

That almost sounds like a Chinese proverb.

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Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

I think Ragran's icon has sideburns...

Robo


The weather is here....wish you were beautiful.

This used to be one of the best but it has been on a decline recently.


Sylvado

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>>and the true conflict posters were banned.

Or left.

V

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"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition."

- Henry V, William Shakespeare

<<and the true conflict posters were banned.

<<Or left.

Not banned or left. I'm still hear, your local #1 conflicting Falker of a Falking Falker. There is just no one that wants to conflict! ( No one wants to conflict with me in game either.) It really has become boring! Perhaps if I start hanging out in crossing for a while, I can pick a few fights with some warmies.

le sigh.

Falker

<<I saw Falkonis as number 2 on Marion's list.

I would be number 1 but Forgenash is insanely skilled, and has been playing a lot longer then me.

Falker

After the promotion of Z so that he's now working not only on thieves but thieves rangers and possibly necros I've seen what would appear to be advances made toward keeping rangers within the game... it actually appears as if someone might be looking out for the ranger guild.... my conflict is this. What am I supposed to complain about? I've been left alone and nerfed since athan was just a circle 1 ranger suddenly he's like an abused foster child in a new and caring family... Please post some suggestions on how I can adapt to this new ranger friendly gm and the crazy policy he has to not abuse us... I hope my poor psychy can handle this...

Conflicted,

me

Haven't read a decent conflict here in quite a while. Even the Empaths and Traders conflicts folders see more action. I would really like to read one please. (It doesn't have to be directed at me)


Celitha

>>I would really like to read one please.

You post too much.

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You gesture.
A shadow appears briefly beneath the water, gurgles, then fades away.

<< Ragran: YEEEEEEEESH

You are wrong! The wrongness of your wrong is UNRIGHT!

Long have I pondered the mistake of your birth!

How could nature evolve one so UNCORRECT and RIGHTLESS! You lack even the most basic, primitive understanding of what it means to be right. Your distance from my absolute correctness is astronomical, cosmic, infinitely far!

Beg and pray to all the gods ever conceived then, now, and forever that your wrongness will be lessened by even one atom. Beseech the universe for pity upon your complete and total mistake of thought.

Well, that's about all I have for today.


~Brian/Bahb

<< Ragran: jerk.

I do not accept your insult. It is rejected.

Your conflict is flacid and unacceptable. Please resubmit.

NOW!


~Brian/Bahb

<< Ragran: HAHA EAT THAT!

Well played my worthy Ragrasary, but I now declare myself the winner of this conflict. Any protestation to the contrary will only confirm my victory. I am the winningest.

WIN.

~Brian/Bahb

...annnnnd SCENE.
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Hi kids. In this episode of Lessons in Conflict, Ragran and I played two people with very different opinions. Both Ragran and I felt that we were right, and both felt the other was wrong. I was more right than Ragran, but that's not important now.

What did we learn from today's story?

We learned that two friends can call each other chair sniffers and goat molesters, and really mean it. Just because you think you might be wrong doesn't mean you should admit it. And, when all is said and done, we learned that I truly am right and Ragran is wrong, but that's not important now. We also learned that if you say someone is wrong enough times, they really are wrong. Just like in our story, when I said Ragran was wrong, because he was. But that doesn't matter now. The important thing to take away from our morality play is that you should never eat a bucket of buffalo chicken wings with extra Tobasco sauce at 11pm, because twelve hours later sitting down to go to the bathroom really hurts. Stings. Truly.

I have to go now. Quickly.

See you kids next week for another...
~ ~ ~ Lesson in Conflict ~ ~ ~


~Brian/Bahb

<<Wow. Just wow.>>

pretty much.

:oP Ragran
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