Some people just have a way of annoying the heck out of me. Some people annoy me enough that I have to write a song about how annoying they are. This song is about a thief, who likes to hide behind high level protectors. She can steal from me, she can have me and my friends killed, but she can't stop the bard. If you think, you might know someone like this (or even if you don't), feel free to sing it.

Xanzie :D

Little harlet, sell yourself
For a sweetmeat and a lollie
Your cherry mouth makes for sweeter kisses
Everyone will call you dollie

Sticky cheeks and widened eyes
Your smile will melt their hearts
No one will mind if you steal
A few copper for some tarts.

Rot your teeth, rot your heart
They may say they love you now
But a coat-tail baby is a step away
From the farmhouse family sow

You?ve been caught with your hands
Where it shouldn?t have been allowed
You can stand and fight
But you?d rather run and cow

You can hide behind your sugar daddy
He?ll take your problems down real good
But the moment he sees you for who you are
He?ll kick you to the mud

You?re a rotten-hearted little cur,
You?d better stay on your nibble feet
Cause a coat-tail baby is a step away
From the hooker down the street

So when you?re lying face down on the ground
And your rotten smile has lost its charm
Who will you run to, little girl,
When you soul will come to harm?

Sell your soul, coat-tail baby
Cause your face can charm no more
Keep pulling coins from people?s pockets
And hope they won?t want to settle the score