ill be there. can you put it on the play.net calendar if you haven't?

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Don't forget to vote for dragonrealms:

http://www.topmudsites.com/vote-DragonRealms.html

That's worth a trip from Ratha to attend. I will be there--will there be live food available for us Prydaens or should I expect to eat beforehand (like I usually need to do). Or maybe just some Prydaen bloodwine?

Will look forward to being there.

Shinarah

Can't you feed baby Prydaen's to S'kra Mur? They're about the same size as rats aren't they?

Welp, serious or not, that made my morning.

I'll bring the kielbasa.

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"Brace yourselves, Squanto is going to bleh blah fart fart bleh.." -the player of the character formerly known as Pureblade

So when might this bon fire be taking place, didn't see it on the calendar.

Would someone mind posting a log of it? If it's the 9th I might not make it because I'll be going to the scottish highland games that day though if it's at 8 or 9pm I'll probably be back by then.

On the calendar with a name change.

The Order of the Dragon Shield: Gathering of Barbarians
Sat, August 9, 8pm – 9pm
Where
[Order of the Dragon Shield, The Tankard], Riverhaven. (From outside the east gate: Go northeast, go gate, go door, go arch.)

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True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.

Ok, it's Sat. the 9th at 9 Eastern, in some place outside Riverhaven. Right?

Shinarah

<< fire and meats to roast over the fire.>>

Oh sounds lovely---also a live ram outside in the back for hungry Prydaens right? : D

Really looking forward to this, even if there is no live ram!

Shinarah

>Sebestyn, I love your quote. Who said it?

http://bit.ly/1qZiX66

>http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Arthur_Ashe

Could someone who went to the barb bonfire post a log of it please?

I was there for about an hour and nothing but eating, drinking, and a few fights happened. If there was anything noteworthy after I left, then I missed it. Oh well.

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"I only automatically kill players when they're asking for it or it's funny. Or both." ~GM Raesh

< Could someone who went to the barb bonfire post a log of it please?

Oh, fine. This was heavy trimmed as there was lots of fast paced conversation, eating, drinking, and otherwise having a good time!

Thanks again for everyone that worked to put this together. Can't wait for the next one!

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Sebestyen exclaims, "Alright everyone. Have a good time!"
Sebestyen exclaims, "And remember that Hammerfist pays for all of the damages!"
Hammerfist mumbles something under his breath.
Rallyne says, "Dont forget your gift."
Rallyne points at a box of gifts bearing the crest of the Order of the Dragon Shield.
(Arfer dips his mace in gravy)
Taygar just found a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg in a box of gifts bearing the crest of the Order of the Dragon Shield!
Taygar says, "This is cool."
Kollum asks, "This be the place fer a bonfire then?"
Rallyne motions to Hammerfist.
Arfer says, "Aye."
Kollum nods.
Hammerfist makes a disgusting grunting noise.
Hammerfist says, "Maybe we should drink more before we start."
Kollum asks, "What 'r we startin'?"
Klurn says, "We already started..."
Klurn wobbles a bit and looks a bit dazed.
Hammerfist smiles at Klurn.
Hammerfist says, "Okies."
Hammerfist says, "Twelcome to the first barbarian gathering and more to come."
Hammerfist hiccups.
Hammerfist says, "The first thing i wanna say is......"
Hammerfist says, "It's not majik dammit."
Rallyne looks over Hammerfist very closely.
Ariya asks, "What isn't magic?"
Rallyne looks at Hammerfist and applauds!
Taygar says, "My women is magic."
Hammerfist says, "Anyone tells you are abilities are majik they are ignorant."
Ariya giggles at Taygar.
Ariya ponders.
Klurn says, "Hammer tells all the gals that."
Ariya says, "But...my abilities are magic."
Hammerfist grins.
Ariya nods to Hammerfist.
Shinarah says, "Yeah but I still feel funny askin someone to teach warding or debilitation or augmentation."
Hammerfist says, "Debilitation and warding comes from within."
Shinarah exclaims, "That sounds like magic to me!"
Taygar says, "Some oldies here."
Rhadyn guzzles down some of his beer and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.
Razzer chuckles.
Shinarah says, "Well I still feel funny askin."
Shinarah shifts uncomfortably for a moment.
Hammerfist says, "Hince the term inner fire."
Klurn says, "It's MOJO not MAJIK."
Shinarah says, "I kinda whisper it."
Malykai grins at Shinarah.
Taygar says, "I have mojo."
Kollum says, "I make sure nevah ta ask anyone ta teach any combat skills a'tall."
Hammerfist says, "We don't need no sticking mana for that."
Klurn nods at Taygar, obviously agreeing with his views.
Hammerfist babbles incoherently.
Hammerfist hiccups.
Razzer says, "And that voodoo that only you do."
Razzer exclaims, "Squiggles!"
Hammerfist says, "I get arguements all the time."
Razzer hugs Squanto, who wraps his arms around Razzer with a warm smile.
Squanto strikes a heroic pose.
Klurn says, "Yeah Razz is a Voodoo doll... i poke him with a sword and Beth yells."
Razzer grins at Squanto.
Squanto says, "Razzlydazzlydooda."
Razzer laughs!
Hammerfist asks, "Everyone clear on that?"
Rallyne says, "Got it."
Shinarah says, "Huh? sorry I was eyeing the fresh beef."
Squanto says, "Majik. Check."
Hammerfist says, "Not majik."
Klurn says, "This ain't majik...."
Rallyne says to Squanto, "No check."
Shinarah asks, "We use majik?"
Klurn lowers his head briefly before unleashing a roar hinting at a fatal following.
Ariya shakes uncontrollably in fear.
Razzer shakes uncontrollably in fear.
Razzer resists the roar's efforts to further debilitate his confidence with stealthy things.
Hammerfist shakes uncontrollably in fear.
Razzer resists the roar's efforts to further debilitate his confidence with stealthy things.
Hammerfist resists the roar's efforts to further debilitate his confidence with stealthy things.
Fear grips your limbs making stealthy actions more difficult.
Razzer resists the roar's efforts to further debilitate his confidence with stealthy things.
Hammerfist resists the roar's efforts to further debilitate his confidence with stealthy things.
You resist the roar's efforts to further shake your confidence with stealthy things.
Squanto sings in a contrabass voice:
"You an do majik"
Hammerfist lowers his head briefly before unleashing a roar hinting at a fatal following.
Hammerfist says, "That ain't majik."
Razzer flashes a wide grin.
Shinarah says, "Well that was excitning."
Squanto exclaims, "Ohhh!"
Razzer says, "Just bad breath."
Razzer grins at Hammerfist.
Klurn growls and shakes off the fear that was holding him frozen.
Hammerfist growls and shakes off the fear hindering his stealthy movements.
Hammerfist grins.
Squanto says, "Fried chicken breath."
Razzer growls and shakes off the fear hindering his stealthy movements.
Razzer laughs!
Klurn nods at Hammerfist, obviously agreeing with his views.
Rhadyn paces back and forth.
With a growl, you shake off the fear hindering your stealthy movements.
Shinarah says, "That was impressive Klurn."
Hammerfist says, "Now i hear folks are wondering about all the changes the gods sent down apon us."
Hammerfist asks, "Questions?"
Klurn says, "It's fin to roar area Hiss out by Crossin empath guild."
Hammerfist says, "One of us has about 10 different answers i'm sure."
Melanntha says, "Ohh I found it."
Shinarah exclaims, "Um debilitation warding and augmentation aren't magic to us but are magic to magic users? Either it is magic or it isn't!"
Hammerfist says, "Wrong."
Meganlique says to Shinarah, "Yes."
Hammerfist says, "It's majik to the weak."
Qij says, "Is this a good mace or a dumb one."
Hammerfist says, "For us it comes from within."
Shinarah says, "I am not using magic."
Klurn says, "Careful Qij the gift is a trick."
You say, "They seem to need mana in order to use those skills. Whereas, we do not."
Shinarah says, "Yeah well magic users use mana from within too."
Qij says, "Nothing is trickier than Tricky Qij."
Qij rubs his hands together.
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Meganlique just found a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg in a box of gifts bearing the crest of the Order of the Dragon Shield!
Taygar says, "Ya know we fork around anymore once i am married."
Klurn says, "Try to eat it."
Taygar winks at Meganlique.
Qij says, "I'm a vegetarian."
Hammerfist says, "Mana comes from rooms or moons."
Shinarah says, "Just inner fire which could be explained as mana."
Meganlique says, "Oh terrible gift, I can see them breaking teeth."
Malykai says, "Lil more than moons but we'll just go with that."
Taygar jumps back from Qij!
Taygar says, "They let anyone in."
Hammerfist asks, "Still stuck on majik huh?"
Shinarah says, "Yeah."
Shinarah says, "I'm kinda stuck on it."
Hammerfist says, "Ok."
Shinarah says, "Inner fire was pointed out to me that it is like mana."
Shinarah frowns.
Hammerfist says, "First thing you need to do is join the Barbarian guild."
Shinarah glares at Hammerfist.
Taygar says, "We have aguild."
Razzer says, "Like that's gonna happen."
Salvorian says, "Dat don't sound right."
Klurn says, "We have THE guild."
Shinarah takes a bite of the shrimp.
Shinarah says, "Roar."
Shinarah grins.
Malykai laughs softly, trying to hide his amusement.
Taygar says, "I remeber wehn we ahd 2 halls."
Hammerfist says, "Go ahead and ask Mo about majik."
Shinarah says, "Uh no thankks."
Taygar says, "One in crossing and here in haven."
Arfer says, "Free ride to crossing via punch."
Shinarah says, "Agonar was enough."
Razzer says, "Mo is cool."
Hammerfist says, "So there we have it."
Shinarah says, "Yup."
The steel mace hits a wall and falls to the floor!
Qij says, "These maces are broken."
Qij picks up a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg.
Shinarah says, "Just I want to keep my limbs and tail."
Rallyne says to Qij, "I think you missed."
Taygar says, "Ok does anyone remeber goin behind the haven guild and gettin beat up by dungbeatles forf multi ops."
Qij says to Rallyne, "I don't think you know how weapons work."
Arfer says, "Throw darts not turkey legs."
Klurn says, "I think Les should come by."
Rhadyn says, "And gettin them wooden shields for free."
Rallyne says to Qij, "Im well aware how they work."
Hammerfist says, "Now."
Hammerfist says, "Any other majik questions."
Buuwl says, "Nice."
Taygar says, "I remeber when theron opened up."
Buuwl says, "Roast turkey leg mace."
Qij says to Rallyne, "You'll figure it out someday, lil' guy."
Qij hugs Rallyne, who wraps her arms around Qij with a warm smile.
Taygar says, "I feel old."
Rhadyn says, "Same here."
Klurn exclaims, "It's a trick Buuwl don't eat it!"
Shinarah says, "You are gold."
Shinarah says, "Er old."
Salvorian says to Buuwl, "Not tasty tho."
Hammerfist says to Taygar, "You are."
Rallyne says to Qij, "First, Im not a guy and second, Im far from little."
Salvorian says, "Coulda added more flavor."
Buuwl tries to eat a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg.
Rallyne sniffs and looks huffy.
Buuwl says, "Its not food."
Taygar says, "Lst time i checked oldest barb in the realms."
Taygar says, "Seen alot come and go."
Klurn says, "I know it ain't food.... now."
Arfer asks, "Killin stuff?"
Qij asks, "You mean like outdoorsmanship?"
Hammerfist says, "I'm willing to defer to the experts here."
Salvorian says, "Dats somethin I would like to know."
Salvorian says, "I have trouble with dat."
Razzer gives a Dragon Shield silverwood bar a smooch!
Klurn says, "Razzer is lickin the bar agin."
Shinarah says, "I swears those spiders are the cleanest bugs in the world."
Hammerfist says, "Like augmentation, warding and debilitation."
Razzer says, "Whhhh."
Malykai asks, "How much did he drink already?"
Malykai mutters to himself.
Meganlique chuckles.
Salvorian asks Vivikka, "Ello there again cutie! Need another drink?"
Kollum asks, "Is ther any official agenda er anythin' or we jes' eatin' an' drinkin'?"
Lalouisa gets a war mattock from inside her journey pack.
Lalouisa lands a strong hit to Salvorian's chest.
The war mattock falls to the ground!
Squanto says, "Berserks give you a nice instant boost."
Salvorian mutters to himself.
Malykai says, "I was told there would be blood."
Shinarah says, "We supposed to be hearin a talk."
Malykai whistles a merry tune.
Lalouisa lowers her head briefly before unleashing a roar hinting at a fatal following.
Ariya says, "More epople."
Lalouisa begins to advance on Salvorian.
Lalouisa slings a slender khuj off from over her shoulder.
Lalouisa narrows her eyes with deliberation as she takes an aggressive stance and releases a low, brutal roar.
Lalouisa lands a heavy strike to Salvorian's right arm.
Kollum asks, "Oh 'oo is s'posed ta be talkin'?"
Salvorian growls and shakes off his impaired balance.
Ariya growls and shakes off the fear hindering her stealthy movements.
Shinarah says, "Of course we have to have time to meet and kill our friends."
Lalouisa lowers her head briefly before unleashing a roar hinting at a fatal following.
Salvorian resists the roar's efforts to further debilitate his confidence.
Taygar says, "Armband."
Lalouisa lands a good hit to Salvorian's chest.
Salvorian gets a gleaming longsword from inside his leather sheath.
Vivikka says, "Gate available to Crossing when you all want to go south."
Hammerfist says, "True squanto."
Rhadyn says, "Again, my thanks."
Lalouisa lands a good strike that barely pierces the skin to nick the chest.
Salvorian retreats from combat.
Lalouisa lands a very heavy hit that rips a small chunk of flesh from Salvorian's left forearm.
Squanto says, "Meditate research."
Salvorian went through an archway.
Charming Lalouisa went through an archway.
Malykai says, "Har, turkey leg jousts."
Hammerfist says, "Stopping and starting forms and meditations helps alot as well."
Kollum steps up to Shinarah and says, "I challenge you to The Pain in a contest of skill!"
Hammerfist says, "We have blood as always."
Hammerfist grins.
Razzer chuckles.
Charming Lalouisa came through an archway.
Qij asks Rallyne, "I can show you around town. Do you have weapons yet?"
Rallyne says to Qij, "I make my own but thanks."
Malykai says, "Not a barb meet without some blood."
Qij says to Rallyne, "This is Haven. I spend more time in Crossing."
Klurn says, "Hammer go out and get us a Necomancer to play with."
Aislynn quietly says, "Oh, dear. This thing is marvelous."
Aislynn waves a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg around.
Malykai says, "Oh please."
Rallyne asks Hammerfist, "Can I kill Qij?"
Rhadyn says, "So a true question of import to me. Does anyone know how much Expertise we need per circle. Agonar is being a jerk to me."
Hammerfist says, "Tis why i invited empaths."
Malykai says, "Please do this, I'll become a barbarian for today if you do this."
Taygar says, "Na lets usem for togball."
Rallyne gets a glaes bastard sword from inside her spidersilk backpack.
Rallyne leans on her sword.
Buuwl says, "This is a place of love not fighting."
Qij says to Malykai, "Real Men become barbarians for life."
Buuwl says, "Love."
Taygar grins at Qij.
Shinarah accepts Kollum's challenge.
Kollum closes to melee range on Shinarah.
The throwing club hits a wall and falls to the floor!
Shinarah picks up a steel throwing club.
Kollum lands a hard hit to Shinarah's right arm.
Squanto says, "Expertise starts off, I believe, like 1 per circle lower in the beginning."
Klurn lands a strong hit to Qij's chest.
The goblin snot falls to the ground!
Hammerfist says, "I have an issue with keeping my augmentation moving well."
Rallyne says, "Ewww goblin snot."
Squanto says, "Toward the butt end, it's one for one. That in comparison to primary weapon."
Ariya says, "All these handsome togs and not one of them flexing or beating someone up."
Klurn cackles insanely, wild-eyed and drooling.
Malykai exclaims to Qij, "You've been everything but a barbarian you're entire life until now!"
Ariya says, "This is a waste of talent."
Malykai laughs at Qij.
Vivikka asks, "Isnt Magurt a Barb?"
Aislynn quietly asks Ariya, "Klurn's flinging snot. Does that count?"
Shinarah says, "Heh I can't touch you."
Shinarah grins.
Taygar says, "I am alover not a fighter."
Aislynn quietly says, "Nope, he's a ranger."
Taygar says, "Besides ia m to old."
Klurn says, "I snotted him so Qij is almost there."
Kollum stops the contest, admitting Shinarah is the better opponent.
Taygar says, "I break easy."
Kollum pivots in Shinarah's direction and salutes her with his scimitar, bringing the weapon downwards in a precise, fluid movement.
Aislynn quietly says, "He is a Tog, though. So he's kind of half barbarian, anyways."
Qij hums cheerfully to himself.
Vivikka says, "He smells like one."
Vivikka nods.
Klurn chants in a bass voice:
"Fear the SNOT"
Klurn holds a glob of gooey goblin snot high into the air for all to see.
Aislynn waves some fetid black and green goo around.
Malykai says, "Especially if you don't have a hankerchief."
Malykai says, "Then you're screwed."
Aislynn quietly says, "My snot is better. It's eeevil."
(Shinarah grabs a huge towel and covers herself)
Rhadyn gets a purple silk handkerchief from inside his battle cloak.
Qij says to Malykai, "I came to civilize this Guild. They have all lost their passion and drive to do great things. All sitting in the forge and selling glaes and mining and crap. Bunch of sissies..."
Taygar says, "What tabards where amde for."
Taygar says, "And tunics."
Hammerfist says, "Lean back."
Meganlique leans back.
Klurn asks, "Can i throw snot at Qij agin?"
Rallyne says, "Please."
Qij says, "I'm going to show you clowns how to Barbarianize."
You fix Qij with a cold, reptilian stare.
Qij says, "It's a verb."
Qij says, "Y'all don't know."
Qij says, "But it's cute what you're doing so far."
Klurn lands a solid hit to Qij's chest.
The goblin snot falls to the ground!
You say, "Says the gnome."
Aislynn chortles softly at some secret joke.
Kerenelle says, "Ewwww."
Hammerfist says, "On expertise i have notised it moves faster than my weapons."
Klurn pats Qij on the back.
Hammerfist hiccups.
Qij nods to you.
You flick your tongue mischievously at Qij, turning the tip of your tail in a small circle.
Qij says to you, "Says the one in trenches, more like."
Ariya says, "Why do I not have a drink."
Ariya says, "I feel like I am being cheated."
You say to Qij, "You say trench, I say pothole."
Arfer says, "Look on the long bar."
Salvorian asks, "Dere an empath that can heal me real quick?"
(Celendi waggles her eyebrows at Ariya)
Aislynn lays her hand on Salvorian's arm.
Qij says, "You say S'kra, I say soft."
Qij catches your eye, smiles slowly, and begins flirting with you.
You make a dry clucking noise in the back of your throat.
Hammerfist's eyes drip with tears as he unleashes an execrable sound from deep within!
Razzer waves.
Salvorian says to Aislynn, "Danks."
Hammerfist says, "Get him."
Celendi says, "Hey tat was a Razzer."
Ariya asks, "Someone wants to spar Malykai don't they?"
Klurn exclaims, "I got goo too!"
Qij growls and shakes off the staggering effects of the roar.
Aislynn grins at Klurn.
Qij begins chortling at Hammerfist.
Aislynn quietly says to Klurn, "Don't let them breed."
Aislynn shudders.
Malykai asks, "Volunteering yourself?"
Hammerfist winks at Qij.
Klurn says, "Ok this is my Lyras imitation...."
Klurn rubs some fetid black and green goo all over his face and arms. With a low, exaggerated moan, he then starts shambling around in a very convincing impression of a ghoul, with clumps of the stringy ooze dripping down his torso. After a bit, he collects the goo back into his hand.
Arfer says, "I heard the wardens been getting noise complaints."
Rallyne's eyes drip with tears as she unleashes an execrable sound from deep within!
Qij growls and shakes off the fear that was holding him frozen.
Qij growls and shakes off the staggering effects of the roar.
Aislynn chortles softly at some secret joke.
Hammerfist asks, "Ok any questions about what abilities to choose and use in combat?"
Klurn says, "Liuri didn't like that trick."
Qij smiles at Rallyne.
Rhadyn says, "Anyone want to play catch."
Ariya says, "Man."
Ariya says, "Last barbarian thing I went to."
Charming Lalouisa came through an archway.
Salvorian gets a short hunting spear from inside his well-worn harness.
The hunting spear hits a wall and falls to the floor!
Shinarah says, "Oh mace."
Salvorian begins to advance on Lalouisa.
Ariya says, "People were dying left and right."
Lalouisa lands a hard hit to Salvorian's chest.
The war mattock falls to the ground!
Ariya says, "And I got married."
Rallyne laughs at Ariya.
Hammerfist chuckles at Ariya.
Ariya says, "This pales in comparison."
Salvorian closes to melee range on Lalouisa.
Salvorian stops Lalouisa from advancing any farther.
Kollum says, "I'll go fer a roun' er twa wi' someone with combat learnin' near ta three hun'erd er so. Weel, tha's me defenses, orfenses be a wee bi' less, aroun' 230."
Phoul asks, "Yeah what abilities should we choose?"
Shinarah says, "Oooo."
Lalouisa lands a solid hit to Salvorian's left leg.
Shinarah says, "Nice gift."
Lalouisa lands a good strike to Salvorian's right leg.
Salvorian says, "Gah."
Lalouisa grasps out at Salvorian, but misses.
Lalouisa lands a hard hit to Salvorian's left arm.
Ariya asks, "What?"
Lalouisa lands a heavy strike that rips skin and exposes bloody cartilage under the left kneecap, lightly stunning him.
Salvorian retreats from combat.
Ariya says, "I like barbarians."
Salvorian went through an archway.
The steel mace hits a wall and falls to the floor!
Charming Lalouisa went through an archway.
Rallyne winks at Ariya.
Rhadyn guzzles down some of his ale and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.
Rhadyn blinks in confusion for a second.
Ariya says, "They are fun."
Rallyne says to Ariya, "We are."
Kollum waves a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg around.
Qij picks up a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg.
Hammerfist says, "Well for one always have dragon or eagle up depending on what your using as a weapon."
Shinarah picks up a short hunting spear.
Ariya says, "And make good lovers, horrible husbands though."
Ariya leans on Meganlique.
Ariya takes a sip of her tequila.
Phoul asks, "Is dragon and tsunami redundant?"
Celendi says, "You would break it down like that, Ariya."
Hammerfist says, "And i use pirana and monkey along with contemplation and tenacity."
Kollum says to Hammerfist, "I use mos' o' dem also."
Ariya asks Celendi, "Would you have me any other way?"
Malykai says, "Of course she would, thats always on her mind."
Taygar says, "Dragon and pirana is a godo combo."
Klurn says, "Berserk Wild helps in huntin too."
Rallyne asks, "What does that do?"
Rhadyn sniffs at a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg.
Ariya says to Malykai, "And yours as well. We are cut from he same cloth, do not pretend we are not."
Kollum says, "I dinna 'ave a lo' o' abilities tho."
Hammerfist says, "And recntly started using tornado and earthquake but i dunno if earthquake works or not."
Rhadyn licks a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg.
Klurn says, "It makes ya hit easier."
Rhadyn asks, "Anyone got some salt?"
Ariya says to Malykai, "You just pretend to be something you are not, when I am what I am."
Qij says, "What about for bow/thrown Gnomes, as a random example."
Klurn says, "I like berserk landslide too."
Squanto says, "Dragon will make you up to 20% more effective with a weapon tsunami will allow you to squeeze out more damage from the weapon itself."
Kollum says, "Gnomes dinna 'it anythin' wi' enough impact."
Kerenelle says, "Hey Dev."
Kollum sighs.
Shinarah says, "I think Qij would differ with you."
Phoul asks, "So okay to use both at the same time?"
Qij says to Kollum, "That's not what your girlfriend said last night."
You say to Kollum, "The paladin ones might."
Meganlique blinks at Qij.
Squanto says, "And makes your weapon more balanced."
Qij quietly says to himself, "I think that one was really funny."
Kollum says, "Now tha's interestin'. I wasna aware I 'ad a girlfrien'."
Salvorian says, "Can't even listen to the lecture."
Salvorian picks up a war mattock.
Kollum chuckles.
Squanto says, "Yeah it's good to stack them."
Qij giggles a little oddly.
Lalouisa begins to advance on Salvorian.
Phoul asks, "At what circle to we get the balance combo?"
Salvorian says, "I has some wounds if anyone wants em."
Hammerfist says, "That's an expertise thing but i think it comes early."
Shinarah asks, "Is there something around here that is Ratha hatchling level to hunt?"
Phoul says, "Well I am over 530 and can't do it yet."
Kerenelle lays her hand on Salvorian's arm.
Hammerfist asks, "Really?"
Salvorian begins to advance on Lalouisa.
Ariya asks, "Is there a gate back to crossing?"
Lalouisa lowers her head briefly before unleashing a roar hinting at a fatal following.
Lalouisa closes to melee range on Salvorian.
Shinarah says, "I would love healing too if one has the time."
Lalouisa grabs hold of Salvorian in a tight grip.
Lalouisa lands a heavy strike that raps him sharply across the knuckles.
Salvorian looks healthier and Kerenelle appears to weaken.
Phoul says, "Yeah got grandfathered at 360 and no new one yet."
Lalouisa lands a hard hit that etches a light cut into the right side of the chest, lightly stunning him.
Kollum says to Shinarah, "Salvorian mebbe aroun' hatchlin' level."
Lalouisa lands a very heavy hit that rips into the right calf.
Lalouisa lands a heavy strike that breaks the right femur and cleaves clean through the hamstring.
Salvorian growls and shakes off the fear that was holding him frozen.
The fury of Everild's Rage burns in Salvorian's eyes, and his roar is filled with that fury. His expression is one of overwhelming strength and determination to conquer all.
Lalouisa lands a heavy strike that collapses the ribcage and bursts the diaphragm in a messy splattering of bloody pink froth, knocking him completely senseless.
Lalouisa lands a very heavy hit that wounds him deeply across the upper left arm.
Salvorian falls down!
Salvorian's in shock and dying!
Lalouisa lands a powerful strike that cleaves off the top half of the skull, exposing the brain.
* Salvorian is slain before your eyes!
Salvorian's gleaming longsword falls to the ground.
Meganlique winces.
Qij looks at Lalouisa and applauds!
Rallyne says, "Oh look you found one Taygar."
Shinarah says, "Oh this is fun."
Salvorian looks healthier and Kerenelle appears to weaken.
Klurn pokes Salvorian to see if he will move.
Lalouisa picks up a gleaming longsword.
Malykai says to Shinarah, "Yeah there's probably something here in that range, hatchlings."
Lalouisa puts her longsword in her journey pack.
Meganlique asks, "And do we need empaths?"
Qij says, "The first murder of the Barb gathering."
The substance of Salvorian's body shimmers, as if covered by a veil of crystal tears. A moment later he fades away, leaving nothing but empty air where his body had once lain.
Qij says, "Took long enough."
Lalouisa regains her confidence, and ability to defend sheself.
Lalouisa moves a slender khuj to her left hand.
Lalouisa gets a throwing blade from inside her journey pack.
Celendi says, "Empath, right here."
Arfer says, "Thank you."
Arfer accepts Taygar's coarse cowl.
Lalouisa lands a very heavy hit to Qij's right leg.
The throwing blade lodges itself shallowly into Qij!
Malykai says to Shinarah, "One of the unyns or orcs or gyphons."
Meganlique says, "Maybe a cleric."
Hammerfist says, "I think i heard every 100 till 800 then at 950 ya get another, sorry i got grandfathered in above that."
Qij skillfully removes a throwing blade from his leg leaving the wound no worse than it was before.
Arfer says, "Nice."
Lalouisa begins to advance on Qij.
Lalouisa lowers her head briefly before unleashing a roar hinting at a fatal following.
Qij says, "I like this girl."
Meganlique says to Qij, "Have fun."
Lalouisa lands a devastating hit that barely pierces the skin to nick the chest, lightly stunning him.
Meganlique winces.
Qij says, "Pew pew."
Lalouisa lands a spine-rattling strike that shatters the right elbow into grinding splinters, stunning him.
Qij falls down!
Qij stops listening to Klurn.
Qij's in shock and dying!
Qij growls and shakes off the fear that was holding him frozen.
Lalouisa lands a very heavy hit that blackens several fingernails of the left hand when the slender khuj strikes them.
* Qij is slain before your eyes!
Qij's throwing blade falls to the ground.
Aislynn lays her hand on Qij's arm.
You hear the ghostly voice of Qij say, "I LOST MY CLASS YOU JERK."
The earth around Qij's body seems to awaken, opening up and curling around him, pulling the lifeless form downward, covering him until all that is left is a slowly fading gravesite.
Aislynn babbles incoherently.
Magurt laughs!
Meganlique gazes upward.
Hammerfist says, "And second."
Celendi laughs!
Kollum exclaims, "Qij, Qij, Qij!"
Malykai says, "Well then."
Celendi exclaims, "Stop killing people!"
Relentless Qij came through an archway.
Malykai says, "Certainly no restraint here."
Klurn pats Qij on the back.
Just as Qij begins to dig out his grave with his bare hands, it opens up as if it was expecting him.
Lalouisa winks at Squanto.
Aislynn just tickled Qij, making him laugh.
Qij gets a black mage's robe from inside an opened Qij's grave.
Qij puts on a black mage's robe.
Hammerfist leans back.
Shinarah asks, "Oh who killed Qij?"
Qij dusts himself off.
Qij says, "Nobody."
Malykai says, "Everybody."
Malykai whistles a merry tune.
Qij says, "Someone want my sweet wounds."
Shinarah says, "Uh huh."
Limani loudly exclaims, "Qij! My Qij!"
Limani kneels down before Qij.
Limani begins an eerie, warbling wail of despair.
Qij lets out a loud "Huzzah!" for Limani!
Limani says, "Wait. You're alive."
Limani squints at Qij.
Qij pulls Limani to him in a tight hug.
Meganlique says, "Um."
Limani stands up.
Meganlique nods to Limani.
Qij says, "Oh Lima Bean."
Lalouisa nods to Buuwl.
Limani flatly says, "Well that's stupid."
Limani rests her hands on her hips.
Aislynn laughs!
Limani fixes Qij with a serene, lofty stare.
Hammerfist says, "Ok everyone seems to like the fighting aspect os a barb gathering."
Shinarah grins at Hammerfist.
Meganlique says to Limani, "I love how observant you are. And rather kinky to kneel before the little guy."
Limani firmly asks Qij, "Who has slain you so woefully?"
Limani glares at Meganlique.
Meganlique says, "Me."
Limani angrily says to Meganlique, "I thought so."
Limani angrily exclaims, "Die!"
Qij says, "Some gor'tog woman."
Kollum says, "I'm a a pass a fish."
Limani begins to advance on Meganlique.
Buuwl points at himself.
Limani looks at Meganlique and begins to scream!
Limani closes to melee range on Meganlique.
Kollum babbles incoherently.
Meganlique grins.
Limani jumps at Meganlique but flies wide, landing on her face, skidding to a painful stop.
Buuwl says, "It was me."
Limani sobs.
Meganlique winces.
Limani leaps to her feet!
Limani retreats from combat.
Limani begins to advance on Buuwl.
Limani looks at Buuwl and begins to scream!
Limani closes to melee range on Buuwl.
Limani jumps at Buuwl but flies wide, landing on her face, skidding to a painful stop.
Buuwl laughs!
Malykai says, "Make the winners make a speech."
Malykai nods to Hammerfist.
Buuwl lands a solid hit to Limani's left leg.
Limani painfully says, "Oh gods."
Meganlique looks at Limani and sighs.
Limani leaps to her feet!
Malykai exclaims, "Make em teach!"
Buuwl shoves Limani with tremendous force, knocking her into a sprawling heap.
Qij says, "Oh hey."
Limani sobs.
Limani leaps to her feet!
Limani begins to advance on Buuwl.
Buuwl lands a solid hit to Limani's chest.
The steel mace falls to the ground!
Qij says, "Buuwl is in beast mode."
Limani loudly exclaims, "Why are you using a turkey leg!"
Buuwl shrugs.
Buuwl shoves Limani to her knees.
Hammerfist says, "And by the way it's not Majik."
Malykai says, "Cause its hilarious."
Limani stands up.
Limani retreats from combat.
Buuwl says, "On your knees."
Meganlique appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Limani angrily says, "You're on your knees."
Shinarah says, "Still feels like magic."
Limani just found a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg in a box of gifts bearing the crest of the Order of the Dragon Shield!
Limani exclaims, "Oh!"
Shinarah says, "I even blush when I ask for a lesson."
Kollum says, "I dinna know wha' magic feels like."
Meganlique nods to Limani.
Limani waves a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg around.
Klurn asks, "Wanna throw my snot at her?"
Limani tries to eat a steel mace painted to resemble a roasted turkey leg.
Limani says, "Hm."
Hammerfist asks Shinarah, "Says who?"
Buuwl says, "Sure."
Magurt asks, "How yas Mr. Qij?"
Limani flatly says, "This is stupid."
Meganlique giggles.
Qij says, "Good so far."
Buuwl accepts Klurn's goblin snot.
Buuwl lands a light hit to Limani's right arm.
The goblin snot falls to the ground!
Meganlique laughs at Buuwl.
Klurn accepts Buuwl's goblin snot.
Limani angrily says, "Two can play at this game."
Celendi exclaims, "Ew!"
Buuwl laughs!
Shinarah asks, "What do you train with the snot? LT?"
Arfer chortles softly at some secret joke.
Rallyne says to Celendi, "Thats what I said."
Limani looks at Buuwl and begins to scream!
Arfer says, "Teaches booger flinging skill."
Shinarah grins at Arfer.
Klurn says, "Snot trains light booger."
Kollum says, "Be safe ever'one. I ha'e ta travel down ta Shard. Thanks fer the invite."
Buuwl says, "Nice well defined fluid movements."
Limani appears suddenly from the shadows, a cloud of expanding dirt swirling around her!
Buuwl is enveloped in swirling brown dirt!
Dirt flies into Buuwl's eyes and clumps up, seriously hindering his vision!
Limani appears from hiding suddenly, flinging a handful of dirt straight at Buuwl's face!
Buuwl seems taken by surprise by the cloud of expanding dust!
Swirling brown dust envelops Buuwl's nose and mouth, but Buuwl seems to exhale sharply as the dirt hits.
Malykai asks, "How do you train heavy booger?"
Buuwl grins at Limani.
Qij lets out a loud "Huzzah!" for Limani!
Limani closes to melee range on Buuwl.
Limani loudly exclaims, "Eyes!"
Buuwl lets out a hearty cheer for Limani!
Meganlique says to Hammerfist, "Teach faster."
Kollum says, "If'n I can fin' me way ou' o' this place."
Limani praises Buuwl.
Malykai asks, "Do you need mammoth snots?"
Shinarah asks, "Tog sized snot?"
Klurn says, "I throw Qij."
Hammerfist says, "Learn to throw things."
Kollum chuckles.
Shinarah giggles at Klurn.
Buuwl manages to deflect Limani's slashing cut!
Limani quietly says, "Aw."
Shinarah says, "We all love you."
Buuwl whistles a merry tune.
Limani sighs quietly.
Celendi says to Qij, "All better."
Meganlique grins.
Limani leaps from hiding and ambushes Buuwl!
Limani sobs.
Limani retreats from combat.
Buuwl seems particularly irritated, blinking his eyes occasionally as if to clear them somehow.
Buuwl blinks rapidly a few times.
Hammerfist says, "Drinks on one of the bars."
Limani flatly asks Qij, "Right, so, who?"
Meganlique leaps out of hiding to strike at Limani's temple, who seems completely surprised!
Limani is clouted solidly across the temple in a single precise stroke! Limani staggers before shaking her head wildly. Limani's eyes drift unfocused as she tries to regain her bearings!
Limani rests her hands on her hips.
Rallyne says to Klurn, "I dont wanna."
Limani angrily exclaims, "Oh my gods!"
Meganlique retreats from combat.
Limani kicks Meganlique!
Limani gazes down at the floor.
Buuwl guzzles down some of his brandy and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.
Limani quietly says, "My concentratings."
Meganlique asks, "Oh?"
Hammerfist asks, "Now how do i learn aug better?"
Klurn says, "I wish they'd give us battle crys back..."
Taygar says, "Use an auger."
Phoul says, "With a berserk."
Squanto says, "Some berserks teach it fast."
Malykai asks, "Thats something I'm curious about also, how do you guys and gals learn augmentation?"
Squanto nods at Phoul, obviously agreeing with his views.
Limani gazes thoughtfully at Lalouisa.
Meganlique laughs at Limani.
Meganlique gives Limani a great big hug, pinching her cheeks as Limani gives a long-suffering sigh.
Limani flatly asks Lalouisa, "Why'd you kill the tiny one?"
Limani groans.
Limani grumpily says to Meganlique, "I'm trying to be serious."
Lalouisa asks, "Who me?"
Limani clears her throat.
Limani rubs her cheek.
Meganlique says, "Oh right."
Klurn says, "Lotta forms train augmentation."
Limani rests her hands on her hips.
Lalouisa wrings her hands.
Meganlique leans to her right slightly.
Limani firmly says to Lalouisa, "Yes."
Lalouisa exclaims, "Buuwl did it!"
Limani fixes Lalouisa with a serene, lofty stare.
Qij dramatically wipes a tear from his eye.
Malykai asks, "Do you use attunement also?"
Lalouisa says, "He said so himself."
Klurn says, "Lotta abilities train it though."
Lalouisa points at Buuwl.
Arfer says, "Drinking is good aumentation."
Rallyne blinks at Malykai.
Hammerfist says, "They do and i just started messing with serks."
Buuwl smirks at Lalouisa.
Rallyne says, "We dont need no stinking attunement."
Klurn says, "We use inner fire."
Limani shakes her head violently, and seems suddenly more focused.
Limani asks Qij, "Is this true? Did that difficult gentleman over there do it?"
Limani squints at Buuwl.
Meganlique asks, "How often do you have to leave hunting and sit and meditate?"
Qij says, "It happened so fast."
Malykai says, "And now I know."
Lalouisa whistles a merry tune.
Lalouisa stands near Buuwl.
Hammerfist says, "That beau."
Qij says, "All I know is it was big and ugly but with a cute nose."
Phoul says, "Never."
Lalouisa gives Buuwl a playful poke in the ribs.
Limani ponders.
Celendi laughs at Qij.
Buuwl looks at Lalouisa and sighs.
Qij says, "That was the last thing I remember thinking."
Klurn says, "Don't have to leave to meditate if you have a certain mastery."
Limani says, "Hm."
Qij says, "Was like "oh hey what a cute nose."
Malykai laughs!
Buuwl says, "I have a very attractive nose."
Squanto says, "Or clear a room then sit and meditate."
Limani flatly says to Buuwl, "Your nose is hidden by your mustache. I can't tell if it's cute."
Buuwl says, "Mustache rides are free."
Buuwl lies down.
Limani slowly says, "Freckled. Hm... Mildly cute."
Buuwl says, "Hop on."
Shinarah waves.
Limani bursts out in a sudden snort of laughter.
Squanto laughs at Buuwl.
Malykai slaps his forehead!
Celendi frowns, shaking her head with an expression of exasperation before resting her face in the palm of her hand.
Rallyne says to Meganlique, "I meditate once, prior to battle. I dont need to leave to do it again."
Hammerfist grins.
Meganlique nods to Rallyne.
Buuwl raises an eyebrow.
Meganlique says, "That's good."
Buuwl says, "Im waiting down here."
Qij stands near Buuwl.
Qij smiles at Buuwl.
Limani slowly says, "No other togs with cute noses..."
Squanto rubs Buuwl gently, massaging his muscles.
Limani firmly says to Lalouisa, "You need to apologize for besmirching his fine, nake honor."
Qij bows.
Meganlique says, "All barbs are cute."
Limani slowly asks, "Why... why is it a robe?"
Buuwl leaps to his feet!
Qij adjusts his black mage's robe.
Meganlique says, "Then some open their mouth and you forget."
Rallyne exclaims to Meganlique, "Thank you!"
Qij says, "And I'm wearing a charm."
Qij flicks his Common Man charm with the tip of his finger.
Malykai laughs at Meganlique.
Buuwl says, "Oooh love me that bar maid."
Meganlique appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Limani rubs her cheek.
Klurn says, "I got nose armor."
Limani quietly says, "Why are you wearing those things."
Klurn points at a matte gold nose guard in the shape of a hooked beak he has.
Rallyne says to Meganlique, "Oh wait..."
Hammerfist nods.
Rallyne covers her mouth with her hand.
Meganlique grins at Klurn.
Qij asks, "Because I am the Barbarian Guild's only hope?"
Qij gazes at Limani.
Meganlique says, "Nice beak to hide it."
Hammerfist says, "Ohhkay."
Limani flatly says, "Yeah, but that's a robe. Mages wear robes."
Hammerfist bites Qij!
Meganlique says to Qij, "Your realities are always fascinating."
You say to Limani, "Not only."
Klurn says, "Hammer is gonna eat a gnome again..."
Qij says, "This robe only looks like it's for mages because you remember me being a mage."
Limani dully says, "Right, excuse me, only mages -should- wear robes."
Celendi asks, "What do gnomes taste like?"
Qij says, "This is a battlefighterdoom robe."
Taygar says, "Chicken."
Malykai asks, "What about monks?"
Malykai says, "Monks wear robes."
Meganlique says, "Hmmm brandy."
Ishva stands near Rallyne.
Limani asks, "Monks are a kind of mage, right?"
Rallyne grins at Ishva.
Qij says, "Uh."
Lalouisa nods to Buuwl.
Malykai says, "Well...Crystal Hand Monks."
Qij says, "Let's get the straight."
Qij says, "I'm a BEAST."
Ishva quietly says to Rallyne, "Good beer."
Malykai says, "But just regular monks."
Rhadyn asks, "What about men who smoke?"
Lalouisa just kissed Squanto.
Limani furrows her brow.
Qij says, "So let's just leave it at that."
Rallyne says to Ishva, "Welcome to the mayhem."
Lalouisa winks at Squanto.
Arfer says, "Moonies got that name from wearing short robes, when they raise arms to chant...mooning."
Klurn says, "If it's a pink robe Squanto would wear it."
Limani flatly says, "Men who smoke should only wear them in the comfort of their own homes."
Malykai says, "Like that nice fellow in the High Temple who offers tours."
Rhadyn nods to Limani.
Squanto rubs a vibrant pink crushed velvet robe elaborately stitched with a romantic Kaldaran scene.
Malykai says, "He's monkish."
Limani ponders.
Klurn nods to Squanto.
Limani firmly says, "If it's a cultural thing, the robe is also okay."
Limani gazes thoughtfully at Qij.
Limani loudly exclaims, "Oh gods!"
Qij says, "Hey Squanto, you're really dressed."
Limani loudly exclaims to Squanto, "Praise the bling!"
Limani praises Squanto.
Squanto exclaims, "Thanks, Qij!"
Limani nods at Qij, obviously agreeing with his views.
Squanto beams at Limani!
Malykai says, "That outfit brings back memories."
Qij says, "You look like a trader."
Squanto says, "I feel like one sometimes."
Qij says, "What's that all about man."
Rallyne asks Squanto, "Qij seems to think Im a new barb. Perhaps I need help?"
Limani dully says, "With all the money you're making, I don't doubt it."
Klurn says, "They should make you some pink war paint Squanto."
Limani asks Rallyne, "Oh, do you?"
Qij says to Rallyne, "Settle down, new guy. I'll get you a weapon in a bit."
Squanto says, "Rallyne is a more venerable barbarian, of the days of yesteryore."
Limani quietly says to Rallyne, "Are you lost? I can help."
Meganlique gives Hammerfist a smooch.
Hammerfist lets out a sigh of contentment.
Limani quietly says to Rallyne, "There's like, hang on, lemme get you a map."
Qij says to Rallyne, "Just waiting for the Trader shop to open since there are no forgers here."
Taygar says, "He is old."
Limani asks Qij, "Did you give him a map?"
Rallyne asks, "He?"
Limani flatly asks Qij, "Is that why he got upset?"
Rallyne scratches her head.
Klurn says, "Squanto is a forger."
Rhadyn puffs away on his Dwarven bent pipe.
Rallyne says, "Im a forger."
Malykai hums to himself.
Limani loudly exclaims, "She! Sorry!"
Qij says, "Of documents."
Taygar says, "I am lover."
Malykai ponders.
Squanto says, "I forge dreams out of hope."
Limani slowly says, "Curvy she at that."
Qij says, "A forger of documents claiming depth of barbarian viciousness."
Limani gazes thoughtfully at Rallyne.
Malykai asks, "Anyone have a spare cigar?"
Rhadyn is gnawing on his pipe.
Celendi asks Taygar, "And a fighter?"
Qij beams at Squanto!
Hammerfist says, "I heard that squanto could not forge his way out of a paper sack."
Rallyne asks Squanto, "Wait, did you just call me old?"
Rhadyn takes a long drag off of his Dwarven bent pipe.
Rhadyn exhales some tobacco smoke. The hearty aroma perks up the senses.
Taygar says, "Na that was my younger years."
Limani flatly says to Rallyne, "Forget the map, let me take you back somewhere nice. I can teach you all sorts of stuff."
Limani smirks at Rallyne.
Meganlique laughs!
Limani flatly says, "Maps optional."
Limani waves her hand distractedly.
Meganlique says, "We all have dreams."
Squanto says, "I was trying not to use the three letter word..."
Klurn says, "If ya can make an X ya can forge 99% of Barbs signatures."
Malykai laughs at Klurn.
Squanto says, "Rallyne is, uh, not new."
Rallyne ponders.
Meganlique grins at Squanto.
Hammerfist says to Rallyne, "Squanto and i are the same age."
Rallyne lowers her head briefly before unleashing a roar hinting at a fatal following.
Squanto says, "We were birthed at the same time."
Limani asks Hammerfist, "Why's his eyes so much better?"
Taygar says, "Yall are old."
Taygar snickers.
Limani folds her arms across her chest.
Hammerfist nods.
Qij says, "I am obviously the only civilized Barbarian, and thus our only hope at righting this guild and making it a valid powerhouse rather than a bunch of scattered monkey's swinging hammers in the "forge" or humping doorknobs on the islands and pretending it's training."
Qij says, "And I nominate Squanto as my second in command."
Hammerfist says to Limani, "He's freaky."
Qij asks, "All in favor?"
Meganlique says to Hammerfist, "You should show Lim why."
Qij stands near Squanto.
Squanto stands near Qij.
Limani adds to Qij's praises.
Limani firmly says, "Hump those doorknobs."
Limani slowly says, "Or don't."
Limani slowly asks, "What are we celebrating?"
Squanto asks, "Wait doing what to doorknobs?"
Qij quietly says to Squanto, "Just nod."
Squanto nods.
Rallyne asks, "Theres doorknobs on the islands?"
Qij smiles sweetly.
Hammerfist bends down and rubs Limani's right leg with his green pickle.
Arfer says, "I heard its good to use anal when hunting."
Meganlique says, "Squan she's been away from shard too long."
Limani fixes Hammerfist with a serene, lofty stare.
Hammerfist hums to himself.
Meganlique laughs at Hammerfist.
Meganlique falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
Limani flatly says to Hammerfist, "Let's get introduced first, at least."
Squanto snickers.
Qij says, "Since there is no obvious argument to this, then it is done."
Hammerfist shrugs.
Qij says, "Squanto, we begin tomorrow."
Meganlique stands up.
Rallyne says to Limani, "This is Hammerfist."
Limani flatly asks Hammerfist, "You rub your pickle on every strange woman you meet?"
Hammerfist says, "Tis the way i do it."
Limani folds her arms across her chest.
Squanto says, "This is a sound plan."
Meganlique nods to Limani.
Qij joins Squanto's group.
Hammerfist adjusts his cotton loincloth.
Limani fixes Hammerfist with a serene, lofty stare.
Hammerfist says, "Ok i'll go easy."
Hammerfist gets a bright green toy eel with black beads for eyes from inside his grey backpack.
Meganlique edges away from Hammerfist.
Limani flatly says, "Now it's an eel. Keep your eels to yourself, sir."
Squanto says, "So yeah... majik. Good stuff."
Rallyne says, "Eww he now has an eel."
Hammerfist bends down and rubs Meganlique's abdomen with his toy eel.
Meganlique says, "Terrible stuff."
Rallyne bops Squanto over the head.
Meganlique says, "Eep."
Squanto says, "Oh right right."
Limani appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Meganlique dusts herself off.
Rhadyn puffs away on his Dwarven bent pipe.
Limani quietly says to Meganlique, "That was kind of adorable."
Meganlique babbles something incoherent at Hammerfist.
Klurn says, "'wait till he starts chokin his chicken."
Limani bursts out in a sudden snort of laughter.
Kerenelle says, "Ewww."
Meganlique nibbles on Limani's ear playfully.
Meganlique says, "Totally."
Taygar gets a dead puppy from inside his hitman's backpack.
Limani shivers.
The cherry tomato hits a wall and falls to the floor!
Limani growls ferociously!
Taygar gives his dead puppy a warm hug, causing a hideous dark substance to ooze out all over his shoulder.
Limani just punched Meganlique!
Limani blushes furiously!
Taygar gives a dead puppy a smooch!
Limani rubs her right ear.
Meganlique hums cheerfully to herself.
Hammerfist says, "Ok barb night has now started."
Hammerfist grins.
Taygar dances about with his puppy.
Squanto chuckles.
Meganlique asks, "That mean we gotta go?"
Limani loudly exclaims, "Good!"
You chortle at Hammerfist.
Limani steps up to Hammerfist and says, "I challenge you to The Pain in a contest of skill!"
Limani looks at Hammerfist and begins to scream!
Klurn gets a dead fly from inside his cloudy-white pouch.
Klurn holds a dead fly high into the air for all to see.
Hammerfist accepts Limani's challenge.
Limani loudly exclaims, "Barb night!"
Hammerfist guzzles down some of his beer and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.
Meganlique says to Limani, "We'll try to find a cleric."
Rhadyn allows a line of smoke to rise from his mouth. The scent of Dwarven Blend follows the image.
Qij says, "Oh I was a Reverend."
Limani appears suddenly from the shadows, a cloud of expanding dirt swirling around her!
Hammerfist is enveloped in swirling brown dirt!
Dirt flies into Hammerfist's eyes and clumps up, seriously hindering his vision!
Hammerfist lets loose with a loud belch and rubs his belly!
Qij says, "I'll take care of it."
Taygar says, "Wait thought this was a auction."
Limani appears from hiding suddenly, flinging a handful of dirt straight at Hammerfist's face!
Hammerfist seems taken by surprise by the cloud of expanding dust!
Swirling brown dust envelops Hammerfist's nose and mouth, and you notice Hammerfist inahle a bit of the particulate when he gasps sharply.
Taygar mumbles something under his breath.
Malykai laughs!
Limani closes to melee range on Hammerfist.
Hammerfist seems particularly irritated, blinking his eyes occasionally as if to clear them somehow.
Limani bobs, lowering herself into a smaller target.
Limani slowly says, "Hmm."
Limani slips out of the shadows behind Hammerfist! Displaying controlled ferocity, she draws back before smoothly slicing Hammerfist's leg with swift and elegant precision.
Hammerfist stretches his arms.
Meganlique laughs!
Rallyne says, "You cant jab a tog."
Limani loudly exclaims, "Shabow!"
Hammerfist asks, "Ouch?"
Limani bobs, lowering herself into a smaller target.
Rallyne rolls her eyes.
Hammerfist lands a solid hit to Limani's abdomen.
Limani bobs, lowering herself into a smaller target.
Hammerfist lands a solid hit to Limani's right leg.
Meganlique winces.
Hammerfist grabs hold of Limani in a tight grip.
Meganlique says, "Uhoh."
Limani growls ferociously!
Hammerfist leans back and hoists Limani into the air!
Hammerfist's suplex smashes Limani into the ground, landing a strong hit to Limani's chest!
Limani is lightly stunned!
Hammerfist lands a solid hit to Limani's left arm.
Squanto exclaims, "That's why they call him Hammerfist!"
You gaze at Limani with a grim look on your face.
Rhadyn shudders.
Limani leaps from hiding and ambushes Hammerfist!
Limani lands an awesome strike that stabs the fleshy portion of the right arm, lightly stunning him.
Limani glares at Hammerfist.
Meganlique winces.
Hammerfist leaps to his feet!
Hammerfist lands a solid hit to Limani's right arm.
Hammerfist blinks rapidly a few times.
Limani lands a heavy strike that tears a small piece of skin from the left calf.
Limani lands a strong hit that pokes the rapier into Hammerfist's rear end (more embarrassing than painful!).
Hammerfist lands a solid hit that bruises Limani's lower back (More of a love tap than an attack!).
Limani growls ferociously!
Hammerfist lands a solid hit that rips the top layer of skin from Limani's chest and exposes underlying muscle, stunning her.
Malykai says, "Oh a brawl."
Hammerfist lands a strong hit that rips into the skin of the left arm in a strong swipe.
Meganlique winces.
Hammerfist lands a hard hit that rips skin and snaps bone with a hard blow to the right leg.
Limani retreats from combat.
Meganlique says, "Well sorta."
Limani takes a deep breath.
Hammerfist lets out a loud violent cough and looks much releived from it.
Hammerfist makes a disgusting grunting noise.
Limani appears suddenly from the shadows, a cloud of expanding dirt swirling around her!
Meganlique laughs!
Klurn hums to himself.
Limani leaps from hiding and ambushes Hammerfist!
Hammerfist's eyes drip with tears as he unleashes an execrable sound from deep within!
Hammerfist bobs, lowering himself into a smaller target.
Hammerfist lands a solid hit that drives the lungs into the throat with a strike to the solar plexus.
Hammerfist lands a hard hit that explodes the chest in a shower of blood and splintered ribs.
Hammerfist backs off Limani who collapses into unconsciousness. The challenge has been satisfied.
Meganlique winces.
Arfer winces.
Limani growls and shakes off the staggering effects of the roar.
Meganlique says, "Medic."
Hammerfist stretches his arms.
Aislynn lays her hand on Limani's arm.
You take a sip of the beer.
Taygar says, "That hurt me."
Taygar shudders.
Meganlique praises Hammerfist.
Squanto works carefully at tending Limani's wounded left arm.
A pained expression crosses Klurn's face.
Rhadyn cringes.
Hammerfist says, "Was being nice."
Meganlique says, "Solar plexus looked a tad painful."
Kerenelle lays her hand on Limani's arm.
Hammerfist pats Limani on the back.
Limani stirs a bit.
Klurn pokes Limani in the ribs.
Rallyne says to Hammerfist, "Meanie."
Rallyne grins at Hammerfist.
Meganlique says to Limani, "Not bad for lack of hiding in here."
Rhadyn allows a line of smoke to rise from his mouth. The scent of Dwarven Blend follows the image.
Meganlique says to Limani, "Okay stop playing.. up ya go."
Limani stirs a bit.
Hammerfist says, "Good show, now that the flirting is done."
Meganlique says, "Uhoh."
Hammerfist waves an odd green pickle resembling a troll's nose at Limani.
Squanto laughs!
Rallyne says to Limani, "You just took part in the first of a series of barbarian flirtations."
Qij moves over to guard Limani.
Celendi laughs!
Meganlique begins chortling at Rallyne.
Andelo casually observes the area.
Hammerfist kneels and rubs Limani's back with his green pickle.
Limani painfully says, "Not bad for an old timer."
Limani stands up.
Limani smirks at Hammerfist.
Rhadyn gazes at his pipe.
Limani firmly says to Hammerfist, "Good fight. Don't touch my back."
Limani bows to Hammerfist.
Meganlique looks at Hammerfist, obviously trying not to grin.
Limani beams at Hammerfist!
Qij says, "Well I believe Limani has shown who has the real stones around here."
Hammerfist leaps to his feet!
Limani bursts out in a sudden snort of laughter.
Hammerfist gives Limani a smooch.
Limani just punched Hammerfist!
Hammerfist grins.
Limani glares at Hammerfist.
Meganlique chuckles.
Hammerfist works carefully at tending his wounded right arm.
Hammerfist works carefully at tending his wounded right leg.
Limani praises Meganlique.
Limani leans against a serving cart.
Limani folds her arms across her chest.
Hammerfist says, "It's great to see all you folks here."
Rhadyn takes a long drag off of his Dwarven bent pipe.
Arfer throws his head back and howls!
Limani takes a bite of the marshmallow.
Limani quietly says, "Oh gods, that's good."
Hammerfist says, "Even Qij."
Raising your Carleen's beer to Hammerfist, you give him a toast. Cheers!
Hammerfist pats Qij on the back.
Taygar puts a red velvet pirate's hat with a single black feathered plume on his head.
Qij hums cheerfully to himself.
Qij adjusts his black mage's robe.
Taygar turns his hat.
Taygar fades from your very sight!
You hear a voice say, "Ghost."
Limani covers her eyes with her hand.
You hear a voice say, "Boooo."
Limani searches around for a moment.
Celendi says, "I see you."
Limani loudly asks, "I can't! Where is he?"
Hammerfist chuckles.
Celendi says, "Over there under the hat."
You hear a voice say, "I love this hat."
Limani firmly says, "It's a fine hat."
You hear a voice say, "Arg."
Rhadyn gets a dunce cap from inside his battle cloak.
Limani appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Rhadyn says, "Here's Railz' old hat."
Celendi asks, "Now you are a pirate ghoste?"
Taygar materializes right before your eyes!
Celendi says, "Ghost."
Celendi sighs.
Qij just punched Taygar in the knees!
Qij pops his knuckles and breathes deep, trying to look calm.
Taygar says, "Ouch."
Hammerfist exclaims, "Majik!"
Hammerfist says, "He's a witch."
Limani quietly asks, "Gods, don't go for his knees. What's wrong with you?"
Limani scowls at Qij.
Hammerfist says, "Get him."
Celendi asks, "Burn him?"
Qij says, "I thought he was a pirate."
Qij says, "I was defending you all."
Hammerfist leans on his pitchfork.
Celendi says to Qij, "My hero."
Limani firmly says, "The hero we need. But not the one we deserve."
Qij says, "I do what I must."
Taygar says, "Ya need 1 of those new senci boulder mauls."
Taygar grins at Qij.
Qij says, "I need the smaller version."
Limani says, "Hmm."
Taygar says, "Those things are nastie."
Limani loudly exclaims, "Look over there! Someone else is stealing food!"
Limani crosses her arms and points in opposite directions.
Celendi gasps!
Limani angrily says, "I'll tell you when I've had enough, cart."
Limani growls at a serving cart.
Limani begins screaming at a serving cart!
Celendi laughs!
Klurn grins.
Taygar says, "Moonsilver."
Taygar looks at Meganlique and drools.
Hammerfist says, "If theres anything someone really needs to know about learning the barb guild get with me or one of the other transcedent ones here when you see us and we will be glad to help."
Klurn offers Limani a jug of mountain moonshine.
Limani shakes her head at Klurn.
Klurn snorts, loudly.
Limani says to Rallyne, "He seems nice, make sure you learn a lot from him."
Limani nods to Rallyne.
Rallyne chuckles.
Rallyne says to Limani, "Sure thing."
Limani flatly says to Qij, "See? That's how you make the newcomers feel welcome."
Hammerfist clears his throat.
Rallyne says to Hammerfist, "Teach me to be a barb."
Rallyne smirks.
Limani flatly says to Qij, "You have no people skills. Stupid."
Hammerfist takes a sip of his moonshine.
Qij says to Limani, "You meant to say that to someone else."
Hammerfist opens his mouth wide as a thunderous belch rolls up from the pit of his stomach.
Qij says, "I am the picture of good manners."
Celendi laughs at Qij.
Andelo nods.
Taygar says, "She ahs made most of them."
Hammerfist wobbles, looking a bit faint.
Qij says, "Anyway, I will be right back."
Taygar grins at Andelo.
Rallyne says to Qij, "You dont look like any pictures hanging on my wall."
Limani quietly says, "Aw."
Limani sighs.
Limani stares blankly into the distance.
Klurn twiddles his thumbs.
Hammerfist gets an ilglaiks skefne tipped with a gleaming green stone sharpened to a razor edge from inside his weapon harness.
Rallyne says to Hammerfist, "Put that away."
Rallyne folds her arms across her chest.
Qij asks, "What did I miss?"
Qij says, "Had to unload some burden."
Limani quietly says, "That was mine."
Limani gazes down at the floor.
Qij says, "I was super heavy."
Squanto laughs!
Malykai asks, "Does that mean you're gonna fight now?"
Limani sighs quietly.
Qij says, "I'm always ready."
Limani lets out a hearty cheer for Qij!
Qij says, "Ask Limani."
Qij says, "Never skurred."
Limani firmly says, "He's always skurred. Never ready."
Meganlique says to Limani, "Get it back."
Qij picks up a throwing blade.
Limani asks, "Wait what?"
Qij holds hands with everyone.
Qij shares some coins among his group.
Your share is 1 copper Lirums.
Malykai takes a sip of his fratvarit.
Andelo takes a sip of his tequila.
Meganlique laughs!
Qij says to Limani, "Get it back."
Limani loudly exclaims, "Did you just distribute my bundle money!"
Squanto exclaims, "Woohoo!"
Qij appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Limani looks at Qij and begins to scream!
Limani just punched Qij!
Limani growls ferociously!
Squanto exclaims, "I got 1 copper lirum!"
Aislynn sniffles at Qij.
(Limani lifts Qij into the air and shakes him.)
Limani sobs.
Squanto says, "This has been a very enlightening meeting."
Qij lands a light hit that wounds him deeply across the upper left arm.
The throwing blade falls to the ground!
Limani firmly says, "Yes it has."
Limani scowls at Qij.
Qij picks up a throwing blade.
Qij says, "Very."
Limani tries to eat a braided bundling rope.
Limani stares blankly into the distance.
Limani quietly says, "Boring."
Qij says, "Buuwl took your money and ran."
Limani fixes Qij with a serene, lofty stare.
Qij gently kisses Limani on the cheek.
Limani quietly says, "You took my heart. And ran. And then gave it back."
Qij pulls Limani to him in a tight hug.
Limani slaps Qij! Ooooh, that HAD to hurt!
Hammerfist says, "True story."
Meganlique babbles something incoherent at Limani.
Aislynn begins chortling at Limani.
Celendi asks, "With a hole in it?"
Limani flatly says, "With my bundle sold, the little bastard."
Limani glares at Qij.
Malykai gazes at Meganlique.
Malykai gazes at Limani.
Aislynn hums to herself.
Aislynn casually observes the area.
Qij says, "You're all dressed too fancy."
Razzer grins.
Limani nods in agreement.
Celendi exclaims to Razzer, "Hey!"
Razzer grins at Celendi.
Celendi beams at Razzer!
Rhadyn quietly says, "I must be on my way."
Sebestyen smiles at Limani.
Hammerfist says, "Look it's a tin can, get him."
Limani firmly asks, "Right, okay. So. We gonna do some fights or what?"
Sebestyen says to Limani, "Hello there."
Taygar says, "Be well my freind."
Rhadyn quietly says, "Thank you for a wonderful time."
Taygar says, "See ya next week."
Sebestyen grins at Hammerfist.
Malykai says, "I've drank enough frat I think."
Sebestyen asks Hammerfist, "How did it go?"
Malykai asks, "Who wants to box with the wizard?"
Hammerfist chuckles.
Hammerfist says, "It went."
Klurn asks, "So do we all have to chip in for damages to the place Seb?"
Sebestyen asks, "Successful?"
Sebestyen peers quizzically at Hammerfist.
Hammerfist says, "I got the dammages."
Razzer grins.
Limani bursts out in a sudden snort of laughter.
Hammerfist says, "I'll put it on Razzers tab."
Sebestyen says to Hammerfist, "Not much, I hope."
Celendi laughs!
Meganlique nods to Limani.
Razzer says, "Sure, put it on me tab."
Razzer hiccups.
Sebestyen says, "Oh dear. That is dreadful. Poor Razzer."
Limani folds her arms across her chest.
Limani looks at Meganlique, obviously trying not to grin.
Razzer waves a glass of Dragonshield Schnapps around.
Malykai takes a sip of his fratvarit.
Taygar says, "Well i also msut be on my way."
Hammerfist says, "Thanx for showing up to helpfolks."
Razzer takes a sip of his Schnapps.
Taygar says, "Thank ay for haveing me."
Limani loudly exclaims, "Fights outside!"
Razzer takes a sip of his Schnapps.
Squanto exclaims, "Alrighty, I am going to head back to Ilithi. Good seeing you guys!"
Limani waves a braided bundling rope around.
Razzer grins.
Aislynn hums to herself.
Meganlique whispers something to Limani.
Razzer says, "Later Naphew."
You say to Hammerfist, "I will look forwards to the next gathering."
Sebestyen says to Limani, "Such a violent lass you are."
Aislynn quietly exclaims, "I'm going to figure out which direction is south! And head that way!"
Limani flatly says to Sebestyen, "Nonsense. I prefer the term healthy."
Squanto gives Sebestyen a smooch.
Limani taps herself on the chest.
Aislynn waves.
Meganlique winks at Hammerfist.
Squanto raises his hand in a quick salute.
Klurn points south.
Razzer says, "Just ask a ranger and go the opposit way."
Razzer chuckles.
(Aislynn peers south.)
Sebestyen says to Limani, "Well, you do seem healthy enough."
Aislynn quietly says to Klurn, "They hide the doors well in here."
Hammerfist says to Sebestyen, "I'm leaking so if that tells ya anything."
Meganlique asks, "Why are you heading south?"
Celendi points at an archway.
Aislynn quietly says, "I live that way."
Aislynn nods to Meganlique.
Hammerfist nods to Taygar.
Sebestyen says, "I thought that was just normal."
Meganlique asks, "Oh is it over already?"
Meganlique says, "Totally not enough deaths."
Sebestyen asks Hammerfist, "So you had live action demonstrations?"
Aislynn quietly says, "I think Limani was going to cause some deaths."
Klurn says, "You gotta stop leakin in public Hammer."
Sebestyen asks Limani, "You did that?"
Limani quietly says, "No I wasn't."
Meganlique nods in agreement.

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Thanks a bunch, wasn't expecting it to be that big.