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Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 11:11 AM CDT
Race: Human Guild: Barbarian
Gender: Male Age: 45 Circle: 96
You were born on the 25th day of the 7th month of Moliko the Balance
in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 341 years after the victory of
Lanival the Redeemer.

Your birthday is over 4 months away.

Strength : 40 Reflex : 50
Agility : 50 Charisma : 40
Discipline : 46 Wisdom : 44
Intelligence : 40 Stamina : 40
Favors: 2
Concentration: 543 Max: 543
TDPs: 70
Encumbrance: None



Circle: 96
Showing all your skills above rank 0.

SKILL: Rank/Percent towards next rank/Amount learning
Shield Usage: 106 51% clear Leather Armor: 510 15%
clear
Light Chain: 124 26% clear Heavy Chain: 262 65%
clear
Light Plate: 121 71% clear Heavy Plate: 232 61%
clear
Parry Ability: 521 67% clear Multi Opponent: 418 34%
clear
Light Edged: 346 53% clear Medium Edged: 537 21%
clear
Heavy Edged: 458 98% clear Twohanded Edged: 413 20%
clear
Light Blunt: 18 74% clear Medium Blunt: 49 03%
clear
Large Blunt: 157 92% clear Twohanded Blunt: 102 78%
clear
Slings: 86 64% clear Staff Sling: 2 83%
clear
Short Bow: 21 62% clear Long Bow: 228 31%
clear
Composite Bow: 110 93% clear Light Crossbow: 23 89%
clear
Heavy Crossbow: 4 54% clear Short Staff: 19 85%
clear
Quarter Staff: 58 84% clear Pikes: 24 95%
clear
Halberds: 10 36% clear Light Thrown: 71 91%
clear
Heavy Thrown: 342 96% clear Brawling: 202 68%
clear
Offhand Weapon: 34 47% clear Power Perceive: 1 26%
clear
Evasion: 538 67% clear Climbing: 277 11%
clear
Perception: 353 88% learning Scouting: 1 05%
clear
Hiding: 212 24% learning Lockpicking: 89 69%
clear
Disarm Traps: 90 59% clear Stalking: 188 51%
clear
Stealing: 20 13% clear First Aid: 225 92%
clear
Foraging: 144 72% clear Escaping: 119 63%
clear
Skinning: 431 39% clear Swimming: 174 79%
clear
Scholarship: 205 32% learning Mechanical Lore: 299 29%
learning
Appraisal: 235 32% clear Teaching: 222 02%
thoughtful
Trading: 0 33% clear Animal Lore: 2 32%
clear
Percussions: 4 17% clear Strings: 0 29%
clear
Winds: 7 97% clear Vocals: 94 11%
clear


I'm sorry i made you cry...you don't have to really leave.


Da Madd Webba


How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sportin' with puppies?

You might as well pay attention since your behind can't afford free speech

I'm like a pee stained mattress, don't sleep on me!
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 11:14 AM CDT
el oh el

~Arwinia

Thieves will continue to be dominated by the awesome power of the perceive health ability - that which causes rivers to dry up, babies to cry, and the earth to shake.
Stand back mortal, lest ye health be perceived.
-Ssra
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 11:52 AM CDT
Didn't he just acquire a new soul?



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"Just an observation, but you do not seem to know what you are talking about, and the things you say seem generally unintelligent."
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 11:55 AM CDT
:) Hopefully if he does he tells the new owner about the webbah.

Mekage regardless who's driving ya, i still got an arrow for yah.


Da Madd Webba


How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sportin' with puppies?

You might as well pay attention since your behind can't afford free speech

I'm like a pee stained mattress, don't sleep on me!
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 12:21 PM CDT
>>Didn't he just acquire a new soul?

lol yeah, he got beat down traded in for thirin and then thirin got beat down and that dude disappeared. i think this is the third in as many months

~Arwinia

Thieves will continue to be dominated by the awesome power of the perceive health ability - that which causes rivers to dry up, babies to cry, and the earth to shake.
Stand back mortal, lest ye health be perceived.
-Ssra
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 12:24 PM CDT
>>Mekage regardless who's driving ya, i still got an arrow for yah

I'll be collecting my 40 plat as well

~Arwinia

Thieves will continue to be dominated by the awesome power of the perceive health ability - that which causes rivers to dry up, babies to cry, and the earth to shake.
Stand back mortal, lest ye health be perceived.
-Ssra
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 12:49 PM CDT
... why would a soul take over a big character like that if they don't know how to use him? Why would a soul invest that much in a character and not train him? Why didn't the 14 previous souls train a ranged weapon, hiding, stalking, or shield? Why is the pigeon of the departing soul the same pigeon as the soul who owned Mekage before the Mekage/Thirin/Leaving saga? Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

This attempt at ICness has been brought to you by the Competent Souls for Big Characters Committee (CSBCC).
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"Just an observation, but you do not seem to know what you are talking about, and the things you say seem generally unintelligent."
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 12:51 PM CDT
LOL

I need a backstory to all this. Unless its the same as the one where I got involved a while back. Somehow I think there is more going on.


-Galren Moonskin

Messenger Boy: The Thessalonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.
Achilles: Thats why no-one will remember your name.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:22 PM CDT
Quit with the soul and pigeon crap on the boards or I'll skewer ya!

Yar!


~Dulcinia



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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:24 PM CDT
<<Quit with the soul and pigeon crap on the boards or I'll skewer ya!

Ooooooooo that is one mean Ranger Gal! ;) I think she is really a Barb who likes to climb trees....


GameMaster Niamah
Barbarian Liaison

"Give them nothing, take from them, everything!"
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:27 PM CDT
>Quit with the soul and pigeon crap on the boards or I'll skewer ya!

>Yar!


>~Dulcinia

Be realistic, what are you going to do... hug trees until they get tired of watching?

Q: If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practice?

A: To be better than everyone else.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:29 PM CDT
I hate you barbs.


~Dulcinia



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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:30 PM CDT
>I hate you barbs.

Don't worry, we... and when i say we, i mean I hate u 2.


Q: If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practice?

A: To be better than everyone else.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:32 PM CDT
<<I hate you barbs.

She WUBS us, she really really does....I heard her mumble it, through a giggle!



GameMaster Niamah
Barbarian Liaison

"Give them nothing, take from them, everything!"
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:32 PM CDT
I'll skewer you to my tree.


~Dulcinia



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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:33 PM CDT
>I'll skewer you to my tree.

You have no clue how much I'd love to see you try, and fail misserably...


Q: If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practice?

A: To be better than everyone else.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:33 PM CDT
I'ma skewer you BOTH to my tree.

I do not giggle and you know it.


~Dulcinia



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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:36 PM CDT
>I'ma skewer you BOTH to my tree.

>I do not giggle and you know it.


NIAMAH!!!! Pretty please put her in TF for 20 minutes... I'll pay 30k plat for the sweet sweet opportunity...



Q: If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practice?

A: To be better than everyone else.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:38 PM CDT
OH CRAP A TFer!!!!!!!!11111one

:taunts the baby barb tfer:


~Dulcinia



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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:39 PM CDT
<<NIAMAH!!!! Pretty please put her in TF for 20 minutes... I'll pay 30k plat for the sweet sweet opportunity...

Things that make you go...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


GameMaster Niamah
Barbarian Liaison

"Give them nothing, take from them, everything!"
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:39 PM CDT
I don't quite know how to respond to "baby barb" considering I probably have more surivaval ranks than you do.


Q: If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practice?

A: To be better than everyone else.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:41 PM CDT
Pffft but she actually worked for hers


~Arwinia

Thieves will continue to be dominated by the awesome power of the perceive health ability - that which causes rivers to dry up, babies to cry, and the earth to shake.
Stand back mortal, lest ye health be perceived.
-Ssra
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:42 PM CDT
Aw listen to the big bad tf barb trying to make me feel little. Go back to watching your script run, boy. :)


~Dulcinia



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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:44 PM CDT
It's a great thing, I don't have to watch it

>Pffft but she actually worked for hers

Writing a script isn't difficult? If it wasn't, everyone would do it.


Q: If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practice?

A: To be better than everyone else.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 03:59 PM CDT
>Quit with the soul and pigeon crap on the boards or I'll skewer ya!


Last Mekage string was removed for talking about b*ying and s*lling characters, so it was silently agreed upon that since Mekage states he is a new soul, we can speak about his soul(s). The pigeons were flown in specifically to ruffle your feathers (hahaha...). Hmmm...


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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 04:04 PM CDT
>Writing a script isn't difficult? If it wasn't, everyone would do it.

And we applaud you for it. Now go back to watching the text roll down on your screen. Man those survival ranks!!!


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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 04:08 PM CDT
Heehee. (that's a laugh, not a giggle)


~Dulcinia



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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 06:08 PM CDT
Dulci and Arwinia won this thread.


And I heard Dulci giggle once. ;)





Drevid
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 06:10 PM CDT
>>I don't quite know how to respond to "baby barb" considering I probably have more surivaval ranks than you do.<<

Come over to prime and i will mess you up for talking bout my woman like that!






Da Madd Webba


How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sportin' with puppies?

You might as well pay attention since your behind can't afford free speech

I'm like a pee stained mattress, don't sleep on me!
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 06:21 PM CDT
>Come over to prime and i will mess you up for talking bout my woman like that!

If they would let me, I'd be on top of it like white on rice.

Q: If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practice?

A: To be better than everyone else.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 06:27 PM CDT
heh, i actually have more shield than a 96th barb. as an armor tert.

zomg.

the other skills aren't bad though.




<<If nothing else, maybe some Magic Using guilds will now feel the joys of "You cannot steal here.", at least for a while.--Solomon>>
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 06:34 PM CDT
>>the other skills aren't bad though.

Yes they are.


Vinjince




"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die."

- Sima Yi
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 06:34 PM CDT
>>If they would let me, I'd be on top of it like white on rice.<<

You can actually do it now, why ya need the gms!!!!

Could anyone in prime even give your barb a challenge? Slow? Trop?


Da Madd Webba


How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sportin' with puppies?

You might as well pay attention since your behind can't afford free speech

I'm like a pee stained mattress, don't sleep on me!
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 06:41 PM CDT
>Could anyone in prime even give your barb a challenge? Slow? Trop?

Sure there is, a thief with over 1k hiding, and a whole lot of discipline for resisting roars. Talking like maybe..... 90+ disc, and he'd have to have a lot of weapon ranks, but sure my barb can be taken down. And would have to be with a backstab as mostly proven in TF. Even with snipe, and khri... it would be hard. I'm generally a nice guy, something just caught me the wrong way. So yes, Slowdog might be able to, I've heard he was in flex. Don't know too many other thieves in prime.

"As big and as bad as you think you are, there is always someone bigger and badder out there" Annonymous

Q: If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practice?

A: To be better than everyone else.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 06:42 PM CDT
Also, I'm by no means the biggest barb in TF.


Q: If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practice?

A: To be better than everyone else.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 06:46 PM CDT
<<Could anyone in prime even give your barb a challenge? Slow? Trop?

I could so kick his butt!!!


GameMaster Niamah
Barbarian Liaison

"Give them nothing, take from them, everything!"
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 06:47 PM CDT
yeah, raging could pretty much wipe out anyone in prime.


<<If nothing else, maybe some Magic Using guilds will now feel the joys of "You cannot steal here.", at least for a while.--Solomon>>
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 07:21 PM CDT
>I could so kick his butt!!!

>GameMaster Niamah
>Barbarian Liaison

Lets do it!

Q: If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect, why practice?

A: To be better than everyone else.
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 10:03 PM CDT
They need to let people roll up a 150th character and port into tf for some real fun. I want to kill some people with my roars.


Raging
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Re: Poor Mekage 05/30/2007 10:18 PM CDT
I think it would be funnier if they ported in a 35th circle barb with Death's Shriek and 100 people in his group and he killed Raging instead.

I am --- Navak
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