[Perobler's Orlogs, The Lobby]
At a large landing at the top of the stairs, several gleaming oak chairs face each other across a dark blue carpet with deep pile. In the far wall, paneled double doors stand open, in limed oak matching the chairs. To the right of the doors is a window with a dark blue drape, and to the left is a smaller door that says "Repairs."
Obvious exits: none.
> go doors
Bonk! You smash your nose.
> open door
The double doors are shut tight.

Notice how the room description doesn't jive.