Q: Anyone know how they stitch those belt frogs together?

A: With ribbets, of course.




Zozuskar says, "You're a sneaky little beard."

You wouldn't. Just you.




Zozuskar says, "You're a sneaky little beard."

Poor frog. :'(

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"You always have to be a know-it-all. And you don't. Know. It. All." - GERSTEINJ2

A belt frog is a weapon holder (not too important to understand the joke, but want to get it aside for the punch line part).

Frogs make the sound ribbit.

Rivets are a type of fastener.

Rivet and ribbit sound similar.

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Victory Over Lyras, on the 397th year and 156 days since the Victory of Lanival the Redeemer.

I find this joke even funnier because I remember when the belt frog merchant first came around at the Merelew fest. After a lengthy teaser of not being able to get into the caravan and us not knowing what's inside, it was open for about a day before being closed. Ucu was disappointed (devastated really) and tried to get back in for the longest time. His obsession was not quelled until it was reintroduced in Theren a few months later.

Ribbet indeed.

Nikpack