Sooo... I have this alteration voucher...

A crisp parchment voucher reads:
This voucher is good for one consultation by the artisans Kymme and Derque, either singly or when they work together. It does in no way, shape, or form count for any payment thereof, or guarantee any alterations of silver or glass items be made by either artisan.



Can I alter a dead fly? legit question there... here's what it appraises for...

You are certain that the dead fly weighs exactly 1 stone.
You are certain that the dead fly is worth exactly 1 lirum.



PWEASE?!?!?!?