Ok, this isnt really a crit or anything but its funny and this topic needs a new post :D

With a flick of your wrist, you attempt to send the spell energy cascading down its targeting matrix.
A burst of blue-green light hurtles toward a steely-eyed snow goblin!
The blue-green light lands a glancing strike to its left arm!
A steely-eyed snow goblin screams in pain and stares at what used to be its left arm.
Roundtime: 1 second.

Such a dramatic goblin