*wince* 09/14/2007 07:56 PM CDT
This one always makes me a little uncomfortable...

Moving fluidly, you gouge your fingers at a blood wolf. A blood wolf attempts to dodge, mis-stepping and blundering into the blow. The fingers lands a hard hit that pokes the fingers into the wolf's rear end (more embarrassing than painful!).
[You're very beat up, incredibly balanced and in dominating position.]
[Roundtime 1 sec.]

embarrassing for whom?

Haethstapa
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Re: *wince* 09/14/2007 11:54 PM CDT
Well, we can make two jokes out of this...

1)as is obvious, it's a good thing to let some of the skeletons in your closet out every once in a while on your own terms--it helps prevent the inmates from attempting a prison break.

2)Are you properly licensed for that sort of work?

J'Lo, I'm a ranger.. I'd believe anything.....
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Re: *wince* 09/15/2007 10:08 AM CDT
ROFL, that's both disgusting and hilarious.

Bavest
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Re: *wince* 09/15/2007 11:05 AM CDT
When recieving a proctological exam, count the number of hands on your shoulders.
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