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Best Death Message Ever! 12/10/2005 04:01 AM CST

>draw
< You step backward and then jab at a pale grey death squirrel. A pale grey death squirrel fails to dodge, moving directly into the blow. The partisan lands a demolishing hit that cuts deeply into the squirrel's groin.
A pale grey death squirrel spins about rapidly, chittering in anguish. Finally it keels over face down into the ground.
[You're nimbly balanced]
[Roundtime 9 sec.]
>kiss part
You kiss a partisan with a broad woodgrain-steel blade!

Amagaim; the player of,

AAAAARGH!!!!

Bad ... gothic ... LiveJournal poetry ...
sucking out ... will to ... live! Making me ...
talk ... like ... William Shatner!

--- http://www.bluecrashkit.com

SYLVERWIND

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Re: Best Death Message Ever! 12/10/2005 04:02 AM CST

...

you kissed it.

why did you kiss it.

Rev. Reene, player of a few

Reene: hey you should play this with me
Zairius: last time I fell for that line
Zairius: I ended up in DR

LOFTONM1

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Re: Best Death Message Ever! 12/10/2005 11:03 AM CST

>>you kissed it.

>>why did you kiss it

Do the words "This is my rifle, this is my gun. One's for work and the other's for fun." ring a bell?

J'Lo, "sound off, you smarmy, butt-feedin', maggot toe jam!"

AMAGAIM

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Re: Best Death Message Ever! 12/10/2005 01:39 PM CST

Not quite that crude of a reason, o other J'Lo.

Whenever my bard does a killing blow to the groin, she always kisses the weapon that delivered said blow. Think of it as notches in a gun belt combined with counting coup.

Amagaim; the player of,

AAAAARGH!!!!

Bad ... gothic ... LiveJournal poetry ...
sucking out ... will to ... live! Making me ...
talk ... like ... William Shatner!

--- http://www.bluecrashkit.com

SYLVERWIND

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Re: Best Death Message Ever! 12/10/2005 02:20 PM CST

>> Do the words "This is my rifle, this is my gun. One's for work and the other's for fun." ring a bell?

Yes, and it's funny, but it still wouldn't motivate me to kiss a weapon that...well...yeah.

>> Think of it as notches in a gun belt combined with counting coup.

Whatever floats your boat, man.

Rev. Reene, player of a few

Reene: hey you should play this with me
Zairius: last time I fell for that line
Zairius: I ended up in DR

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