Fun 01/24/2004 09:12 AM CST
>draw droughtman chest * Droughtman was just sent back to try again by Navak!
>< Moving with incredible power and control, you step backward and then slice at Droughtman. Droughtman fails to dodge, moving directly into the blow. The claymore lands a very heavy hit that explodes the heart and lungs with a bone-shattering blow to the chest.
Droughtman vanishes right before your eyes!
[You're bruised, somewhat off balance with opponent in good position.]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]


I am --- Navak
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Re: Fun 01/24/2004 02:33 PM CST
Yeah, now post the 3 times Droughtman killed you in return.

Steel.


YOU HAVE <insert ability here>!! YOU ARE OVERPOWERED!! DIE GUILD DIE!!!

Now with combat move charts!
http://www.angelfire.com/dragon/steelflash
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Re: Fun 01/24/2004 04:31 PM CST
Yeah, I wanna see the retaliation.


~Dulcinia


"He's a suitor!"
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Fun with boat weapons 01/05/2005 12:43 AM CST
I've been playing around with some of the weapons I bought from the Jaal Jeraya... I am really liking the HT/HE hurling axe.

>aim gob
You turn to face a drooling field goblin.
You begin to target a drooling field goblin.
>fire
< You fire a silver-tipped arrow at a drooling field goblin. A drooling field goblin partially blocks with a target shield. The arrow lands a massive strike that punches a hole through the skin on its side, stunning it.

The silver-tipped arrow lodges itself shallowly into the field goblin!
[You're solidly balanced and in dominating position.]
[Roundtime 1 sec.]
>wear bow
You sling a steel-wrapped ironwood composite bow with a braided spidersilk bowstring over your shoulder.
>wield axe
You draw out your hurling axe from the burlap backpack.
>throw
< You throw a blued-steel hurling axe with a deeply serrated edge at a drooling field goblin. A drooling field goblin partially blocks with a target shield. The axe lands an obliterating hit (Hodierna winces!) that collapses the ribcage and bursts the diaphragm in a messy splattering of bloody pink froth.

The hurling axe lodges itself firmly into the field goblin!
A drooling field goblin collapses to the ground, shuddering and moaning until it ceases all movement.
[You're solidly balanced]
[Roundtime 13 sec.]
>
>get axe
...wait 1 seconds.
>get axe
You pull a blued-steel hurling axe with a deeply serrated edge out of the field goblin.


---
Don't think.
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Re: Fun with boat weapons 01/05/2005 12:48 AM CST
Another one.

>throw neck
< You throw a blued-steel hurling axe with a deeply serrated edge at a field goblin. A field goblin partially blocks with a target shield. The axe lands an apocalyptic strike (So that's what it felt like when Grazhir shattered!) that slices through the neck and sends the goblin's head flying through the air.

The hurling axe lodges itself deeply into the field goblin!
A field goblin shudders and then suddenly stops all movement.
[You're solidly balanced]
[Roundtime 13 sec.]

This is with 26 in heavy thrown.

---
Don't think.
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Funny crit 08/04/2005 01:23 PM CDT
this was a freshly spawned celp that I hadn't taken one swing at yet...

You masterfully position yourself to strike at the asaren celpeze's head.
You leap out of hiding and ambush an asaren celpeze, completely surprising it.
< Driving in like the irresistable force of a cyclone, you chop an ivory-hilted jambiya at an asaren celpeze. An asaren celpeze attempts to dodge, only partially avoiding the impact. The jambiya lands a good strike that cleaves off the top half of the skull, exposing the brain.
The asaren celpeze thrashes about for a moment, then lies still.
[You're incredibly balanced]
[Roundtime 2 sec.]

You see an asaren celpeze (dead).
The asaren celpeze has a pulpy stump for a head.
It is wearing nothing!
It is carrying nothing!

That's what they get for 1 hitting me with heavy strikes!
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Re: Funny crit 08/04/2005 03:31 PM CDT
That's really hilarious. Gotta try to do it now with a glancing strike. :)

-Wighten
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