Okay, gang. Got a laundry list of stuff gone wild.

1. Magic Rewrite has been cancelled due to lack of interest. ALL magic spells will be prepped by typing (Prep spell), casted at 25 mana minimum and will draw from a random effect pool. This includes the Mighty Potato Peeler spell we had been so fond of. Potato Peeler spell has a 50 % likelihood at being chosen, with actual, useable combat spells given a .05% probability.

2. Kssarh replaced with a ducklike Shaderald.

3. Sect rewrite! Tezirites renamed Democrats, Celestial Compact is renamed Republicans. All other sects are combined to form the Liberals, except for the Nomads (Greens).

4. Prediction system will be phased out. Typing PREDICT FUTURE will result in the response "Whoa, deja vu!" and a double message of a black cat crossing a hallway door. This will net you a minimal amount of Astrology Experience.

5. Constellations ditched in favor of basket weaving materials.

6. Katamba, Yavash, and Xibar renamed Larry, Curly, Moe.

7. Crossing Guild is to be razed--in its place will be a small tent with one dinky telescope. A time-sharing strategem will be implemented. Triplicate forms will be necessary to secure your time with the 2x strength telescope. Telescope will break. Often.

8. Enchanting ditched. We figure y'all will like the basket weaving better. Only one pattern will be possible, though. A medium size woven basket.




.....Not really.

Although I like the Shaderald in Kssarh's place idea.

April Fool's (and belated Happy Easter!)

GM Sarevael